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Donna: So, did you get the eggs we asked you for?

Y/N: Even better

Alcina: What did y-

Y/N: *Holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

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Y/N: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just once?

Alcina, visibly irritated: Look.. I love you but please, let me sleep it's been three days.

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Heisenberg: Look dude, I don't mean to be homophobic but.. the lgbtq+ community? Kinda gay..

Alcina: Heisenberg, you are dating a man.

Heisenberg: IM JUST SAYING BRUH..

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Y/N: What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

Alcina: *Sighs*

Alcina: I killed a man.

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Y/N: Looking good, Dimitrescu!

Alcina: We've been married for years, why are you calling me by my last name?

Y/N, looking at a mirror: Oh, I was talking to myself.

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Alcina, trying to ask Y/N out: So, would you like to stay for dinner?

Daniela, Cassandra and Bela from the kitchen: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Donna: Heisenberg won't wake up, what should i do?

Alcina: Did you try kicking him?

Donna: Yes.

Alcina: Im out of ideas.

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Y/N: I can't eat this, it's too hot.

Alcina: And? You're hot too, i wouldn't have any trouble eating you~

Miranda: *Slams hands on table* ONE DINNER

Miranda: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL IM ASKING FOR-

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Y/N: Im telling you, i will not hesitate to strangle you!

Alcina: I mean, can you even reach my neck?

Y/N:

Y/N: ):

Alcina: Im sorry-

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*Playing twister*

Heisenberg: Right hand red.

Y/N: *Ends up on top of Alcina*

Alcina: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Donna: We stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago, surprised you didn't notice before.

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Y/N: Hi guys, sorry im late.. i was doing stuff.

Daniela: It's okay, i am stuff.

Y/N: OMG DANIELA! NOOOOOOO!!!!

Alcina: Haha, Y/N. You are banging my daughter.

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Alcina, texting in the group chat:  I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

Moreau: *Sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

Donna: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an Apple poorly drawn inside*

Heisenberg: *Sends picture of person dunking a Basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Alcina: ...I hate all of you.

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Miranda: When i was your age-

Alcina, mocking Miranda: When i was your height.

Miranda:

Miranda: Alright, listen here you little shit-

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Alcina, driving her daughters: So how was your day?

Daniela: We almost got surprise adopted!

Alcina: What?

Bela: We almost got kidnapped.

Alcina: Oh, That's great!

Alcina: *Slams on the breaks* WHAT?

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Heisenberg: What do you want then?

Miranda: Uh, something work related.

Moreau: What department is this?

Miranda: I'm sorry?

Donna: Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this, then?

Heisenberg: *Looks at Alcina and Y/N* Is this some kind of gay department?

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Moreau, watching Donna and Heisenberg fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Alcina, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Moreau: Then.. who's the strongest out of you three?

Heisenberg: Alcina..

Donna: Alcina.

Alcina: Me.

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Alcina: Isn't the idea supposed to be "you saved my life, now i owe you a debt?"

Y/N: Nope, other way around. YOU saved my life and now i'm your problem.