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Content Warning: Piss, morning sex, two hot gay men who will unravel you
Regulus wakes up so full of piss his first instinct is to immediately get out of bed and run to the loo, but when he moves to get up Remus pulls him close and rubs his morning wood against Reg’s bare ass.
Reg whimpers because he has to pee so bad but his pussy is aching, dripping for Remus’s big cock.
Remus pulls Reg on top of him. His bladder screams at him while he straddles Remus’s hips, but his pussy is so wet. Before he can even consider otherwise, he’s sliding all the way down onto Remus’s big thick cock, filling him up completely.
Remus’s cock offers short term relief as it gently shifts Reg’s bladder into a more comfortable position. Only as Reg quickly starts approaching his first orgasm does he realize in horror his mistake.
His pelvic muscles scream release, release as he teeters on the cusp of orgasm, his bladder taking it as its cue to do the same.
Instinctively, Reg slams down on Remus’s dick, grinding against it desperately to help him hold it in, but instead it sends the first wave of orgasm wracking through his lower belly and cunt.
He feels the first spurt escape— Remus just thinks Reg is squirting— and shoves his hands against his urethra to try to stop the flow.
He curses the anatomy of his vulva as his legs start to shake from the added stimulation of his clit, and his orgasm smacks him full force.
Pleasure wracks through his entire body, distraught and agonized with it. Completely overwhelmed, his bladder bursts and he starts pissing uncontrollably all over Remus, who—realizing what is happening and trying not to lose his goddamn mind—fucks harder into Reg as his own orgasm takes him.
Tears stream down Reg’s face as fast as piss streams down his thighs. He distantly hears guttural moans that he traces back to his own open mouth.
Finally, bladder empty and cunt full, Reg collapses onto Remus with a slight splash.
Remus wraps his lanky arms around Reg’s small frame, patting his arse affectionately. He slowly traces his long fingers against the inner crease where arse meets thigh, spreading the stray droplets of piss as he goes. Reg shivers, his cunt giving a reflexes pulse around Remus’s slowly hardening dick.
“Getting hard for me again so soon, baby?” Reg coos.
“Trying to at least. I’m absolutely bursting,” Remus admits.
He can already feel the mischievous smirk that’s sliding across Reg’s lips, and grows stiffer at the implications.
“Well, you’re just gonna have to wait, because I need to come again. Can you hold it long enough to get me off, baby?” Reg pouts.
Remus’s dick twitches in response, which is just as well because Remus was fighting to get the words off his tongue.
Reg starts rocking his hips slowly against Remus, their bodies still pressed flush together, jostling Remus’s bladder with each grind. Reg works painfully slowly, bringing Remus back to full mast. Reg exhales a silent scream, his breath hot against Remus’s neck as orgasm number two overtakes him.
Then he continues rocking his hips leisurely, working up to orgasm number three.
By orgasm number four, reg picks up the pace and he slams his cunt roughly against Remus’s pelvis.
He can feel Remus starting to soften inside of him and pulls off achingly slowly.
“You poor thing, you must really need to go,” he tuts, stroking Remus’s cheek with the back of his hand.
Reg rolls off of Remus, butt landing in the soaked sheets, and reaches to grab something from the bedside dresser.
“Roll over. On your stomach,” Reg instructs.
Remus obliges without question, grateful for the slight relief the change in position offers.
He burrows his face into his arms, loose bedhead curls falling messily over his face. He takes a deep breath, squirming slightly as another spasm hits his bladder. He just barely gets it under control when he feels something sliding between his arse, causing him to jump.
Quickly registering the sensation as Reg’s dick, he slides his arse back against it, moaning as it rubs against his hole.
Reg squeezes cold lube directly over Remus’s winking hole, working it in with his thumb, swirling circles around it before dipping all the way in.
"Oh f-fuck, Reg," Remus stammers out, muscular shoulders rolling as he wiggles beneath the gentle touch. "You don't—I can't—please just—need you now."
"Your words, baby," Reg yawned, sliding his thumb out slowly.
"Reg, I'm about to lose it!" Remus finally rushed out.
Snapping into action, Reg lines his tip up with Remus's hole and plunges into him, marveling in how little effort it takes to slide all the way down til labia touches taint.
He works Remus in constant rhythmic thrusts, angling right into his prostate. Remus grips the sheets tight, rutting against them in a vain attempt to find relief for his bladder as Reg fucks him into the bed.
Remus loses his first spurt when Reg hits a spot that sends his gut tumbling.
One turns to two turns two three until Remus is pissing full force into the already cold soaked sheets.
He cries out for Reg as he comes undone, pissing so hard it feels like he's coming without reprieve.
As soon as his bladder finishes emptying, his actual orgasm tears through his body while he humps the sheets erratically, body trembling.
When he's done, he lies there, panting heavily, trying to work through in his head what just happened.
"Ah, very good," Reg commends, sliding out of Remus and plopping down beside him. "Now you won't even remember that I had an accident on top of you."
He pats Remus's cheek affectionately and dries the sheets with a snap.