READ PINNED. sam, new york, 32, nb (queer femme transmasc they/he gender soup). oldest gay in the village. wegg coded. most rbs are queued sry for disturb. (pfp is by yugo limbo)
i dreamed i described my gender as a cross between gonzo walking into the "whatever" bathroom, and a plate of cherry pie from the double r diner
anyway, my dream was totally right
**hijacking bc this is pinned**
PLEASE do not follow me if you are a minor! also please do not follow me if you are purely a kink/porn blog! also please get away from me if you are transphobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, etc. etc...
if you disregard this request, i'm gonna block you. please use your brain. thx.
rule #1 of family vacation: the second you're trapped in the car alone with your least favorite relatives for an hour make sure you ask them about the most triggering topic you can think of and watch as the people they abused seethe until their blood boils and overheats their brain like a fucking sous vide steak
the last few weeks I've had my head so far up my ass I can't even register what I'm behind on quick enough for me to stress about shit being late or overdue or Encroaching and then someone will remind me and it's like oh, oh fuck, I am Extra Large Dumb right now
i thought it was a Woodlouse hunter, but the coloring and the jaws just weren't right, and came to find out that there is a species of sac spider that is all black! i'd never seen one before. i'm really used to seeing verrrrry light colored sac spiders.
i brushed lil homie out the door and on its way on account of their bites irritate the fuck outta my skin, and it kept trying to get into my bathroom :')
So I’ve been on tumblr for 4 months now, and I’ve never seen an ask blog with this much dedication put into it. It’s very charming and special, and thought it deserved a lil 38 seconds animatic :-)
And sorry for the (kinda?) 2 AskPabit posts in a row I was already working in this sense Sept 30 and just finished it today-
You should go check out @askpabit made by @froggyheaven :-) it’s a REALLYYYYY cool ask blog.
Also, rlly sorry if the lore dosent line up or is accurate at all but there’s only been 1 lore drop so ekdmdjskdje
(also sorry the coloring is choppy, it was made in flipaclip. Some of it was made on procreate.)
luv to stop by the studio for backing track funsies and ended up getting hired as the official court jester because, and i quote, "this is the first time i've seen the sound engineer laugh and i think your jokes are the only thing keeping him from killing us"
i dig ur pantsboots. or bootspants........ i would like to know if they are waist-length boots, or if they are pants with heels. or just. leg! also, drop the sewing pattern if u got one.....!!!!! thank u have a good day bye😎
back so soon?.. just'e kidding. eye have missed askers.
now, the quest of tion,
uh oh, not more gay pining again, I hear you saying! and I am saying in response, alas, it is 100% more homo poetry, and you must eat up my queer little heart.
<3
heart bone skin organs viscera, all of it
have since eroded and all that is left is sediment
the sound of the wind wearing against my ribs and the suggestion that i belong here
or belonged here, once, and
we look at one another from across space with pity
because we think maybe we understand one another, or
we see ourselves reflected in the polished hollows of our eyes,
smoothed by the rain and the breeze and time
and we pity ourselves. we love each other because
we want a different fate
"don't end up like me" rings and ricochets
back and forth
forever.
we ask ourselves:
would you rather live and die over and over again
and be stuck in the same place
would you watch silently, unmoving,
and are you here if you only observe?
or would you choose to live once,
loudly,
freely,
and never come back?
the longing is a lesson, a warning that begs us to let our roots grow closer,
a reminder that next time will be different.
we'll waste at the end and become one thing instead of two
