TrueBlast

[64mpg]

your email means nothing to me

[lonestatus]

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[kirbykonka]

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

[duskquil]

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

[duskquil]

i love you colambo

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[redstonedust]

i think its fine to have limited tastes in media if you understand your limitations. like i wont shame someone if they only watch cartoons because thats their choice but i also dont think you can go making hot takes about the horror genre if the scariest thing youve watched this decade was the owl house finale. that seems ill advised.

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i hate saying “i love video games” because imagine a world where you say “i love cinema” and everyone automatically assumes you only mean marvel movies. like, not even in a bad way, but they don’t think it could mean anything else

and that’s what it feels like to say you love video games

[dankxsinatra]

Flooflers

[bowowark]

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved

[demonadelem]

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[segamascott]

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[medievaljournalist]

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess