Nothing to see here

[evadarchive]

[truedargent]

i need a full version of this

[powder-drunk]

everytime a girl sucks her tummy in an angel loses its wings 😔

[drunkbelly]

[truedargent]

reblog this to get a drunkard girlfriend in 2026

[c00-kie]

Bloated, drunk & stuffed to the brim

Started with 750ml bottle of wine & 1 liter flavored soda water. Dinner was a big plate of chicken, mashed potatoes & broccoi with another 750ml bottle of wine & 1 liter of flavored soda water. Felt super stuffed already after that, but still chugged a quart of chocolate milk on top of it. Thought i could manage a 2nd quart of chocolate milk but a little over halfway through that 2nd one, felt at risk of a "roman reversal" & finally quit filling myself. Here is the result.

[truedargent]

walking in on your girlfriend getting absolutely fucked up by herself for no reason, and pretending you don't even notice. She's so drunk she can't even make proper words, just a drunken, slurring mess, but you act like nothing happens. Just kiss her and tell her she's particularly pretty today.

[evadarchive]

[truedargent]

Dominating a submissive lush is great, but what about taking care of one?

Stroking their hair as they drink on your lap.

Kissing their forehead as a reward for their good job drinking all that.

Feeding them more so they don't have to concern their silly little head with drinking themselves.

Making sure they stay awake until you have to help them walk to bed.

Patiently explaining them that they need to drink some water when they're so wasted they can barely understand your words.

Kissing them in the morning, tasting the alcohol in their lips and reminding them how beautiful they were last night.

[evadarchive]

[truedargent]

if you go on a date with me I promise to get you like this

[missfertileandferal]

freshly nommed ^_^

hope i didn’t discourage anyone with my silence these past two weeks I went on vacation! & returned sick af blehh

[powder-drunk]

I can't put to words how hot it is that you're speed running alcoholism before you can even buy alcohol legally lol

is it speedrunning alcoholism if i begged a friend i didnt knwo too well ti buy me a 1.75 of vodka fir my birthday and drink the whome thing by myself in 20 days? after this im sooo not looking forward to not being able ti get drunk for a while im hitting up a guy whose 21 and inti me ti try and get smth out of him

is it speedrunning alcoholism for me to challenge myself to drink as much as i can on the nights i did, taking bigger shots and eventually just pulls from the bottle evenn if i use chaiser

is it speedrunning alcoholism thhat i keeep getting off to it, to the loss of control, the stumbling, the brain fogand that vodka takes up soo many of my thoughts

at work id be counting down to when i gmcould get home and get drunk, id be hangingnout with sober friends almost checked iut at times day dreaming abiut laying onnthe couch in my room with the world spinning around me while i hump against apillow

heres all the vodka bottles ive drank the entireth of since late october

[powder-drunk]

i dug up empty beer cans i didnt throw away for a picture of all the empty alcohol containers in my room

ok how bad does this look lolllll

[bunnybellykisses-x-deactivated2]

chggging is thebwst way to drinkur secnd bottle ofwine

[truedargent]

why do the hottest women always leave?

[bunnybellykisses-x-deactivated2]

btwthis was me at the begning of the night

[bunnybellykisses-x-deactivated2]

an herrs me one bottttle plus dinner in😇will keeeepyiu updated hehehee

[bunnybellykisses-x-deactivated2]

last pics from last night btw

[truedargent]

kissing your cheek and whispering 'you can do it' to your ear while you struggle to get that 10th shot down

[othejrhrfbbfbg]

[truedargent]

i need an alcoholic girl so we can cuddle and i can reward with a kiss on her forehead for every sip she takes

[truedargent]

you've reached the shot checkpoint, time to take a shot you drunk slut