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Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

catboybiologist

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

catboybiologist

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

catboybiologist

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

leftbeeftheory

It’s in Massachusetts btw

UPDATE I WAS LOOKING AT A LIST OF ALL TOWN SIGNS IN MASSACHUSETTS AND I FOUND LITERALLY THE EXACT IMAGE THAT WAS EDITED TO CREATE THE PROMO IT’S AMHERST

hotvampireadjacent

dogpuppy

screechfoxes

I'm not going to let Sam ruin that birds are a meaningful symbol.

CRITICAL ROLE: COOLDOWN 4.16

unlimitedgoats

If you’re using Skype you should dump it and get Discord instead!

Pros:

Cleaner, easier to navigate interface

Free servers for more permanent group chat things (way easier to hop in and out of chats)

You can actually have different nicknames on each server if you want

Is actually well built and doesn’t make your computer yearn for death

Stuff coming down the pipeline soon according to devs:

Video chat

Linux client

Cons:

All your friends aren’t on it

But you can change that

Download it. It’s great and it’s only getting better. It’s aimed at gamers but it has nearly all the functionality of Skype and then some.

tehjai

Since Discord first became a thing, it has added:

friends lists

group chats

changeable statuses

search function

and a hell of a lot more! Also this is a huge shout out to any of my friends who still use Skype – I don’t use it, I use Discord. Mail me and I’ll shoot you my details :)

gauntletqueen

Also the audio quality is just way better and more consistent than Skype’s.

teatimejess

Discord uses it’s own servers to host calls instead of relying on a user host like skype :0

moonie-presence

narcissistcookbook

so beautiful

bowelfly

Brother Barley (Neurotrichus gibbsii) and Brother Rye (Blarina brevicauda) celebrating another successful midnight booze raid

anyaboz

Candy Cane Persian Cat Room Guardian for Auction!

BID HERE

redstonedust

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

moveslikekeithrichards

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

moveslikekeithrichards

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

weaver-z

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

ownedbythevoid

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

weaver-z

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

finn-from-adventure-time

I fully understand that this is just the nature of the game and that Brennan just wanted to run his funny scene with Mary Ann, but I cannot get over how funny the context of the “my dad makes benches in his workshop” scene is. Kipperlilly just fucking died. Everyone just got un-possessed by the rage crystals. Ruben’s memory of the past year has been completely wiped, while Oisin and Ivy seem to remember the atrocities they’ve committed and the trauma they’ve been subjected to much more clearly. And what’s Mary Ann up to? Shooting her shot with the guy from the bad kids that absolutely hates her. And succeeding. Iconic.