[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[she-wants-the-eod]

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[okay]

it’s funny how i give advice to some people when i can’t even fix myself 

[qumi]

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

[trufeministicon]

me: wow so many good shows and amazing movies to watch on the internet, the entire world of entertainment is mine to enjoy.

also me: *watches John Mulaney's The Comeback Kid for the umpteenth time*

[anniedayenow]

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Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

[folktaylor]

[3aadi]

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[heart2big]

Honestly being this sensitive is really inconvenient like one person ignores u and you have to cancel your plans for the day to mourn

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

[overcalm]

The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7

[brooklynninenined]

[river-road-thoughts]

I want a beautiful girl with messy morning hair in an oversized t shirt and underwear sitting on top of me while we switch between talking and making out, is that too much to ask

[trufeministicon]

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

[stevenjackie]