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[DL] Brain Crash Theater [DRAMAtical Murder] All Routes
Hi everyone! This took awhile, but here is my copy of DMM`s archive (panoramic view) of all stage routes: Clear, Noiz, Koujaku, and Mink. The routes are password protected zip files. I did not record Ren`s panoramic view of his route as I have already recorded his route through the DMM live stream. Please keep reading for rules on how to get access to the stage routes!
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Naughty Pick-up Lines!
This one is PURELY NS.F.W!!! Change pronouns to fit your muse, yadda, yadda.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
We should play strip poker. You can strip and I’ll poke you.
My magical watch says you’re not wearing any panties? Oh you are? Darn, it must be an hour fast.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight-inch penis, but I’d never shortchange myself like that.
I hope you’re a plumber, because you’ve got my pipe leaking.
Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that ass is calling me.
My couch pulls out but I don’t.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
You’re so hot even my zipper is falling for you.
Let me guess your favorite position: anything that involves my balls bouncing against your ass.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy’s getting smashed tonight.
My allergies are acting up. Because every time your around my dick swells up.
You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
I’ve just received government funding for a 4 hr expedition to find your G-spot.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
You look so good, I wanna kiss your lips and move up to your bellybutton.
I like my coffee how I like my woman… creamed.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
Great dress/pants. I’m sorry I’ll have to rip it apart.
Bet I can touch your belly button… from the inside.
I bet your nipples are pink. Mind if I take a look?
I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.
Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.
You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
Do you know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
You know how your hair would look really good? In my lap.
Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?
Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out.
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.
I’m a mindreader and yes I will sleep with you.
I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear.
So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
My dick’s been feeling dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.
Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I’m picturing you holding up my balls.
I’m a bird watcher & I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my dick.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore. My face should be among them.
Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
another flirty/nsfw sentence meme .
( since we all have different tastes ! )
❝ for the date, do you have any… tighter jeans~? ❞ ❝ those ripped jeans are just a tease… i want to tear them apart. ❞ ❝ you know i love to hold your hand, but today you just look too good from behind. ❞ ❝ come on and dance with me~ if you can move in those pants, that’s it? ❞ ❝ let’s not… take of our clothes just yet… this is just too hot. ❞ ❝ oh lord, i just can’t stop staring at that piercing… ❞ ❝ ahah… p… please be nice to me… my asthma might kill me otherwise~ ❞ ❝ no, don’t sit… i’ll go down on my knees. ❞ ❝ woah… don’t you have an early morning tomorrow? ❞ ❝ i don’t care for being bullied in bed, so you should just stop. ❞ ❝ you don’t think sweatpants are hot? i mean… these are an expensive brand? ❞ ❝ there’s nothing dangerous with a little party make-out, right? ❞ ❝ candles? nah, that’s a fire hazard. i can set the mood very well without it. ❞ ❝ there’s just something so extremely irresistible about a uniform… ❞ ❝ let me smudge my lipstick in all sorts of places, hm? ❞ ❝ that paperwork seems awfully boring… wouldn’t i look better on your desk? ❞ ❝ my paperwork is killing me… i’m just imagining you laying on the desk instead. ❞ ❝ victoria’s secret? don’t tell me it’s a bag of perfume now~ ❞ ❝ fuck… you can step on me in those heels. ❞ ❝ i know i slept with a lot of people, but… it wasn’t making love. ❞ ❝ i’ll be your type, if you would only tell me what it is. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i’m comfortable being someone’s first time… ❞ ❝ you should keep the boots on~ ❞ ❝ these underwear are so… smooth… ❞ ❝ oh…~ i didn’t expect you to shave all the way. ❞ ❝ i’m not sure if i can… do that… i’m scared i’ll hurt you… ❞ ❝ i know you like it, but i’m not… comfortable… ❞ ❝ is that… lace i see? ❞ ❝ why from behind? well… i like the thought of showing off what i got. ❞ ❝ oh my god… here? really? are you sure? ❞ ❝ do you think i could… put my fingers in your mouth? ❞ ❝ ahaha… want to make me sweat right after i showered? ❞ ❝ the sweater… do you have anything under? ❞ ❝ anything you want to do, before i get dressed? ❞ ❝ wow… aren’t you even going to touch the food first? ❞ ❝ i put this on, thinking… dessert? ❞ ❝ i… put on a little weight, but… it’s okay, right? ❞ ❝ what’s with the layers? playing hard to get~? ❞ ❝ come here… warm your hands. ❞ ❝ my marks suit you. ❞ ❝ holy shit… i love stockings. ❞ ❝ if i break them with my teeth… will you hate me? ❞ ❝ i really… want everyone to know i’m yours. ❞ ❝ i like my reflection a little more with you all over me. ❞ ❝ a—ah! a bite?! ❞ ❝ the more the merrier, don’t you think? ❞ ❝ i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. ❞ ❝ let’s climb into the backseat… ❞ ❝ oh, look! my hand fits perfectly in your back pocket! ❞ ❝ look at the mirror… don’t you look cute? i know you do… ❞
|REACTION MEME| NSFW Version
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“I know a game we can play with all this chocolate.”
“I’m going to lay you down on a bed of roses and…”
“I can put it on using just my mouth.”
“I can take it off using just my teeth.”
“You’re such a tease!”
“I’ll give you a pearl necklace later.”
“It’s valentines, we can do whatever you want.”
“I bought a new costume… but I need help getting into it.”
“I need help getting out of this dress.”
“Don’t get it in my hair!”
“You’re sweating already.”
“That was quick.”
“Don’t go yet.”
“You need to go, now!”
“Hide under the bed.”
“You usually get it up quicker…”
“You usually like that…”
“That is a massive turn off.”
“When they said I was whipped, I don’t think they had this in mind…”
“Gross, we’re not trying that.”
“You dropped something, let me bend over and get it for you.”
“You’re filling me up!”
“It’s so big!”
“Who’d have guess you liked it rough?”
“Don’t lick there!”
“Teeth! Stop it with the teeth!”
“I… don’t think it’ll fit.”
“Why would you settle for 7 minutes in heaven when you could have a whole night with me?”
“Is that my gift in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“How are we both still dressed?”
“Careful, don’t rip it.”
“Nhhg, quit it, I’ve not finished my shift.”
“Can I take it out, please the vibrations are sending me crazy?!”
“Can I take it out now; sitting down is becoming more and more difficult.”
“I can’t think straight around you.”
“St-stop that. I have work to do, we can do it after.”
“Nice lingerie, but get off of my desk.”
“How romantic…”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I’ve got a collar with your name on it.”
“We can’t! They’re in the next room, they’ll hear us.”
“Now I just have a wet neck and a hickey that will fade in the hour… great.”
“I’ve got a bag full of massage oils and you know the magic my fingers can do, I’ll be over in a few.”
“This is so embarrassing, I had a dream about you yesterday.”
“Shh shh, if you moan like that we’ll get caught.”
“I didn’t know you were one for watching.”
Threesome NSFW Sentence Starters
“I thought maybe my friend could join us today.”
“How would you feel about adding someone else to the mix.”
“I want to watch them fuck you.”
“Do you think you can take us both in?”
“You don’t have to do this it’s just an idea.”
“Everyone remember the safeword.”
“If you feel unsafe or like you’re hurting please tell us and we’ll stop.”
“You like sucking his cock while I take you from behind?”
“You seem to be enjoying the both of us.”
“God I love hearing you enjoy yourself when they touch you.”
“Now it’s their turn to fuck you.”
“I want you both…now.”
“Please, I can’t take it anymore I need you both inside of me.”
“You like being used by the two of us?”
“You looks so beautiful when you’re being fucked by us.”
“I can’t believe we haven’t tried this sooner.”
“Would you be okay with another man/woman in our bedroom I want them to fuck me while you watch.”
“Remember you have to share.”
“God why didn’t you tell me they were so good at this!”
“Are you sure this is okay. They are your partner after all.”
“I’m interested in joining only if its okay with the two of you.”
“Please both of you, make me cum!”
“I love seeing you both beg for my cock.”
“Do the both of us really make you that wet?”
“Kiss him/her while I prepare you.”
“Mmm show them how good you are.”
“Should we use toys on you too?”
“Tell us what you want us to do to you.”
“Does that feel good baby? Are we making you feel good?”
so i stay up until 6am thinking about an au where sam is evil from the start and dean is so possessive over sam. sam would fake his own kidnapping bc he wanna see dean killed all those guys 🥺
(edit) to add another ver of coloring~
Reblog if you’re a wincest and bottom!dean fan! I need to find some of my people
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No kissing, just fucking!
Since Sam and Dean had come to terms with the reality that Sam has truly and fully lost his soul, they had to find a way to co-exist again. To strengthen their truce, they decided to take a small break after the fairy debacle. Even though Sam was completely against the idea of taking a break, Dean - through sheer force of will managed to pin him down at one place for more than two days.
Though now, Dean was seriously reconsidering his decision because staying with soulless Sam definitely had a lot of drawbacks. One that hit the most was not being able to touch Sam, his Sam, even if he was at an arm's length. It just did not feel right.
And Sam was not helping at all. Sam somehow had managed to gather some heavy cash and decided to spend it on a hotel suite for their so called break. It had a single bedroom with a single king size bed. And Dean was sure Sam did so just to make Dean uncomfortable. Of course walking around the suite, half naked after workout with sweat dripping down that long column of his neck and after shower with water making his hair go unruly before flowing down those abs into his happy trail before getting absorbed into the very lowly hung towel at his waist was a reason for Dean's constant boner.
But still he would stay away from Sam. Sleep at the very edge of thier bed. After he found Sam banging the girl last week, he knew that this Sam remembered nothing, Dean meant nothing to him and he could not go through the phase of self-destruction again when Sam would eventually find his way away from Dean. He needed to ensure his safety along with Sam's.
Today as he made breakfast for them, wearing the very fluffy robe, he was still trying to avoid Sam's after workout look. As he flipped the pancake he suddenly felt Sam's arms around him holding him in a tight grip. After his previous experience with soulless Sam, he immediately went into the hunter mode, but soon realised that this grip was different. It was sensual.
"You think I don't notice the way you look at me Dean? Even if I cannot feel anything for you, I still remember the things you and I have done together"
Before Dean could recover from the shock of Sam's words, Sam had him pinned to the nearby wall with his thigh separating Dean's leg and rubbing against his already half hard dick.
"All you had to do Dean was just mention it once. I was ready to fuck the brains out of you every since always. Why all this silent pinning?"
Sam had managed to pool the robe around Dean's waist and grabbed his ass managing to pull him impossibly closer. And all Dean could do was moan with his head thrown back in pleasure.
Till it hit Dean, till he remembered that for this Sam, all this was going to be purely physical; without an ounce of emotion for Dean. Tomorrow he'll go a fuck some other hoe and this will completely be forgotten.
"Sam, no. Wait. Get the fuck away from me"
"Oh? You sure big brother? I sure remember you enjoying being pinned on every surface. Do you not want it?"
The grinding of Sam's dick against his and his mouth on his nipple was slowly chipping away Dean's resistance. As soon as Sam's hand reached for his dick Dean was finished.
"Fuckk!"
"Exactly what I intend to do big brother, fuck you senseless!"
Dean was gone, there was no going back from that statement. His hands found their way to Sam's hair and pulled back his head reaching for his lips.
"Sorry, no kissing, just fucking. It's a rule." was not a reply expected by Dean and was a punch in his gut. It was like a cold bath. By the time Dean recovered from this, Sam had already pinned him against the bedroom door and he was completely naked with an equally naked Sam grinding against him and leaving a trail of hickeys all along his collar bone.
Soulless Sam had definitely perfected the art of seduction and soon Dean was a moaning mess in his hands. He too decided to let go and gave as good as he got. Soon the room smelt of musk and sex and he was sure his moaning and Sam's grunting as he drilled Dean was going to reach the neighbours.
Dean was definitely going to walk with a limp for at least a week. Sam did not go easy on him, just like he needed. He could not imagine making gentle love to soulless Sam, that was just for his Sammy. He was going to have bruises on his hips and his nipples were going to be sore for a long time, but it had been long since he felt this relaxed and he was soon going to doze off. He could feel Sam reaching for his lips and kissing him slowly and tenderly and he reached back pulling Sam down to just enjoy Sam's lips against his own after a long time. He could do this forever, was the last thought Dean had before he dozed off. But only for a minute.
His eyes opened in a flash and he sat up so fast that he hit Sam's head against the headboard.
"Ouch! What the hell Dean?!"
Dean just stared at Sam. And stared. And stared.
"You kissed me!"
Sam looked at Dean for a long time and then pulled him against himself back into his embrace.
"Yes, I did. Now please go back to sleep."
Dean never saw his - yes his, every version of Sam was his Sam - soulless Sam sleeping with anyone else again.
the fact that dean being sexually submissive and sammy being sexually dominant is canon 😭💘 i-
is it just me and like three other people on here that actually like bottom!dean wincest 👻
dean is so pretty. i can guarantee that random men would hit on him in bars or whatnot. those bambi eyes, curled lashes, scarlet starlet lips, and darling freckles? irresistible. i wonder if sammy gets jealous when strange fellows proposition and catcall dean; does he intervene or does he simply seethe? does he possessively throw an arm around his brother's shoulder or does he stand tall and glare? hmm... the possiblities.
20 MORE Tsundere/Grumpy Prompts !
part 1 is here
1. “Do I enjoy this? What a stupid question to ask...”
2. “Yeah, but... only I can be mean to you, okay?” *blushing*
3. “S-Sorry... I didn’t see you there.”
4. “Who, me? I, uh, was just passing through...”
5. “I guess you can tag along. Not like you have anything else to do.”
6. “R-Right now? Everyone is watching, you idiot!”
7. “Why can’t you just say what you mean? Now I’ll be thinking all day about what you meant!”
8. “I’m only letting you in here/do this because you’re sick and I need to make sure you don’t die.
9. “Yeah, well... I guess I don’t hate you.”
10. “Y-You heard me! Don’t make me say it again.”
11. “I’m only giving you my coat because I feel sorry for you. “
12. “You’re picking me as your partner for this? Why?”
13. “You know... you don’t always have to think about me.”
14. “I’m not important anyway. Why do you care so much?”
15. “O-Of course this isn’t a date!! What on earth gave you that idea??”
16. “I’m used to doing stuff alone, it’s fine.”
17. “H-How long have you been standing there?”
18. “I’m sick of saying your name. Give me something else to call you.”
19. “You’d better not tell anyone I said that!”
20. “I was trying to be romantic! I’m never going to try something like that again, it just goes right over your stupid head!”
Soulmate Au’s for the Signs
Aries
The soulmate AU where the physical state your partner is in, is the state you’re in. If your soulmate has a bruise, you’ll have a bruise; if your partner is sick, you’ll be sick. When you meet your soulmate (via eye-contact) then it’ll stop, and you won’t share the pain of each other’s illness/ injuries.
Taurus The classic red string that is tied to the pinkie, the red string will connect the two soulmates together and lead to each other unconditionally. Unless one of the soulmates sever or cut the string, in which they will both suffer til finally, death.
Gemini The soulmate AU where every child is born without one of the five senses (blindness, loss-of-taste), so when they meet their soulmate then their “lost sense” will be regained. When/If your soulmate dies, you will lose that “lost-sense” again.
Cancer A soulmate AU where, on their 18th birthday, they will have a heart imprinted on their index (dominant hand) and will gleam a colour and start to heat up when they are close to their soulmate. The colour the heart shines is also the matching colour of your soulmate, and the way to stop the burning temperature of your index finger is to touch your index finger with theirs. Then the temperature will stop to burn forever, but the colour will still shine.
Leo When soulmates meet, they will instantly do the same dance and connect like the main leads in a musical. (OPTIONAL- in this AU there is a dance held every year to help people find their soulmates easier.)
Virgo When people are born, they’ll have a sentence tattooed on their body and it’s the first thing their soulmate will say to them.
Libra Love at first sight.
No really. When the soulmates spot each-other, they will instantly click and will have the forward feeling of attraction that will pull them to each other. However for the rest of their life before it, they will feel empty and have a “hole-in-their-heart”.
Scorpio Starting since they were born, everybody sees the bright coloured trail/footprint of their soulmate. No matter what shoe, barefoot, the colour of the track will prevail no matter the material or colour of the surface. Continues even after they meet.
Sagittarius Where soulmates will have dreams of the other’s memories, until they meet. The memories can be random, and have no common ground, but are very vivid as if you’ve experienced it first hand.
Capricorn The world is black and white before you meet your soulmate, eye-contact to be precise. When you or your soulmate dies, the world will be black and white again.
Aquarius Whenever you lose something, like a pen or a key, it’ll end up in your soulmates hands/ possession. 98% chance is the reason why you’ll never find it again, until you find your soulmate. Things you forgot existed, also go to your soulmate, vice versa. You can’t “lose things on purpose”, it doesn’t work like that.
Pisces Everyone is born with the knowledge of their soulmate’s most loved thing/person/place/item. It will be exactly how they tag it, example: “Mr. Snuffles” or: “My thinking place”.
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all of this is for fun, and for prompt: i had an idea with soulmate AU’s an I put them here for the zodiac signs.
BONUS- Soulmates can teleport to the soulmate’s side if wished for, but will leave them thoroughly exhausted.
J2? Cockles? Wincest? Destiel? Dean/anyone? Jensen/anyone? Here is my favorite motto:
As long as it's only Bottom!Dean & Bottom!Jensen I'm 100% game! Otherwise..
Is there any otherwise?
Hit the reblog pals!
let's show everyone what a beautiful needy bottom jensen(dean) is
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