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@trulymj
“Knowing the truth, which is that nothing matters can actually save you…once you get through that terrifying threshold of accepting that then every place is the center of the universe, every moment is the most important moment, everything is the meaning of life”
This is so gross but whatever.
How long have y’all been together?
- first date was 3.5 years ago, we got married 1.5 years ago. We waits a long time to get married by military standards.
Where did you meet?
-Tinder broo. But we technically met outside my house.
First Date?
-originally it was supposed to be breakfast and the zoo, but then we stayed up for 6 hours talking on the phone and that turned into lunch and the zoo, and then we had such a good time it turned into drinks down near his house and then dinner.
First Kiss?
- in the parking lot of the zoo. We tried to kiss in the hummingbird atrium thing but a family walked in and ruined the moment. Then he leaned over the seat and said “we should just get this over with huh” and kissed me.
Age Difference?
- Just under 4 years.
Who was interested 1st?
- I think we had mutual interest but I’d say he liked me more sooner. He’d probably say the opposite though.
Who is taller?
-him by like 2 inches.
Who said I love you first?
- He did. 💕
Who is sensitive?
-we both have a thing, mine is cooking and his is playing video games. We both go on high alert for that stuff.
Who is more stubborn?
- me for sure. I’m a big pain in the butt.
Who falls asleep first?
Once he gets in bed he is OUT in a couple minutes, but he doesn’t go to bed until 2-4am unless he has to be up early while I can only make it to 1 or so.
Who is the laziest?
I think if we had similar work schedules we’d be pretty matched up but he works 60 hours a week so he earns lounging a bit more at home.
Who cooks better?
-This is an impossible question, it really depends on what.
Who gets mad first?
-always me. It takes soooo much more to get him annoyed enough to be mad.
Who is louder?
-Me for sureee.
Same School?
-not even the same state.
Worst Temper?
- I don’t think we’ve ever yelled at one another. So no one.
Who is a social butterfly?
- I’m more extroverted than he is but he can network and make friends with ANYONE.
Who is an earlybird?
- if we don’t have work or anything to do: I’m like an 8-9am bird, he’s like a 1-2pm bird.
Who drives better?
I HATE admitting this considering I was a commercial driver but he does. He would be a terrible school bus driver though. If there was a job just maneuvering and parking trailers and weird stuff though, he’d win.
More organized?
- let’s just say one of us had a filing cabinet and coupon organizer when we met and one of us didn’t. I’ll let you guess who didn’t.
Who puts more thought into gifts?
- I think we both do...it’s hard to say.
Who dances better?
- he can hardcore dance and skank way better than me but I can fake “formal dance” a lot better than him. But we BOTH rock the kitchen dancing.
Most protective
-him for sure. Always walks on the street side of the sidewalk, looks out for me, generally just an awesome guy.
Upload a picture together ❤ Enjoy!
My husband comes home after 213 days floating on the middle of the ocean and working hard 14-16 hour days 7 days a week. I am incredibly proud of his mental and physical strength and endurance, it was an incredible thing to witness (even from afar). I am even more so proud of both of us and our communication, trust and love for one another. We had a couple (and I really mean like 3) issues come up in the more than 7 months he was gone (go figure, right?) but we handled them with grace, compassion and understanding each and every time.
I was told by someone that it would be impossible to grow our relationship while he was gone and that idea absolutely ate at me because I thought they may be right. I have to say, as of tonight I actually feel like this time has strengthened our bond in so many ways I could not have anticipated. We have missed out on experiences that would’ve happened had he been here but the same can be said for the opposite. I truly believe that this was exactly what was meant to happen for both of us.
Suffice it all to say: I love my husband, I am so proud of him and us and I cannot wait to finally kiss him again.
Don’t let people tell you that true love isn’t supportive, positive, full of laughter and communication even years in; because it absolutely can and *should* be like that. It takes conscious effort to cultivate but it’s 100% possible and we all deserve it.
Have I mentioned I love my husband?
Life sure is a fucking trip.
65 Questions You Aren't Used To
I pretended it was myspace and just filled this out in it’s entirety. cool. 1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? -Nah man, I could but it wouldn’t do anything but increase my anxiety levels so I’ll just avoid thinking about it like I do with most things.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? -Like a 2? Depends a lot if Im alone in the house or not.
3. The person you would never want to meet? -The person who would answer this question with my name probably.
4. What is your favorite word? - Im cheating its a phrase “l’appel du vide,” that feeling you get when you’re driving and you just think “I could jerk my wheel and ram into that barrier..” but don’t.
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? I’d like to think I would be a great big old willow tree where people have first kisses under in August because Summer is ending.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? -Damn, I forgot to take off my make-up
7. What shirt are you wearing? -A black cami tank top
8. What do you label yourself as? -I don’t really? A loving person I guess?
9. Bright room or dark room? -Dark room, alwayssss.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? - in bed..watching The Office and trying to sleep.
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 26 was really great...but this year has been amazing in its own right.
12. Who told you they loved you last? -My man via ship email because he’s floating in the middle of the ocean somewhere.
13. Your worst enemy? -Procrastination and avoidance.
14. What is your current desktop picture? -Some cool night sky shit with a tent in the foreground
15. Do you like someone? -Probably the guy I married...just a little bit though.
16. The last song you listened to? -Baby it’s cold outside. I was wrapping presents and enjoying myself man, don’t judge.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? -Probably a child rapist
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? -Myself sometimes, but no one really. Not my style.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? -This is too kinky for tumblr now.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) - my right nostril, it resembles a bean which is cool.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? -Probably just do a lot of that helicopter dick thing that guys do...or and finally figure out what it’s like to stick your dick in stuff because I’m so curious. I’d spend most of the day trying to get a BJ I think. I guess just as hot as possible to increase my chances of getting said BJ?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? -Nah I dont think so...maybe like talking to people?
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? -Escalators.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. -Oven Roasted turkey, thick ass bacon, tomato, tons of avocado, a layer of clover sprouts, some jersey style cherry pepper relish, oil and vin. Damn that sounds good.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? -Rainy day fund mang. Responsibilities and shit.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? - Iceland, a bitch is trying to see the northern lights.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? - Laphroaig 31 year please and thanks.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? - Don’t be a dick.
29. What is your favorite expletive? - Fucker
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? - My Moms ring
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Probably getting molested on that plane when I was 9. I didn’t grow from it so it’d just be cool not to ever think about randomly.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! - Mexico so I’m close to home I guess.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? - This is weird to think about...next...
34. What was your last dream about? Jesse and I were doing something...Don’t remember what though? we were at a party I think.
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Listener? Sometimes. Usually.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Nope.
37. Have you ever built a snowman? Yes but it was only like a foot tall
38. What is the color of your socks? Flesh socks...aka no socks.
39. What type of music do you like? The good kind.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunrises feel more serene.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Oreo duhhhhh
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) IDFWU
43. Do you have any scars? emotional or physical? short answer, yes.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate? Happy
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? - My ability to start shit.
46. Are you reliable? Depends on what for? Money, no. advice yes, being on time yes, helping you keep up a lie, no.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Did it all work out?
48. Do you hold grudges? Not really, just remember and take mental notes.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? A dogs personality in the size of a rat.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? - The conversation I had with Jesse on the steps of a catholic church at 3am in San Francisco when we were both drunk.
51. Are you a good liar? Nahhh.
52. How long could you go without talking? not long at all.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style? The triangle haircut I had freshman year of highschool. Bitches didnt know about curls apparently.
54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Like for my own birthday? No. But for other peoples, all the time.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Southern and British.
56. What do you like on your toast? Copious amounts of kerrygold butter.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? A christmas tree two days ago.
58. What would be your dream car? -new: Subaru Crosstrek, blacked the fuck out. -Classic: 67 Corvette Stingray, black outside, burgundy inside.
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Rarely sing...usually watch scientific youtube shows...
60. Do you believe in aliens? I don’t think they’ve visited us but there’s other life out there.
61. Do you often read your horoscope? -When its easy, yes, but I dont go out of my way.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Z I guess.
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dinos, them bitches were reallll.
64. What do you think about babies? They’re expensive, poopy, cry-y sacks of flesh that don’t sleep and I want one.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. I don’t know what to ask myself so bye.
Will I be back for more than three posts in one night?
Probably not...but maybe?
...but probably not.
“He greeted death as an old friend”
We were just listening to “Okay, My Tommy Gun Believes You But I Don’t” while Jesse was making breakfast for us and Jesse says “I remember listening to this song at 15 and thinking I was going to grow up and die and never know what love was so it’s pretty fucking cool we’re listening to this song right now”.
I love you so much Mister. 💕
I was sitting in the window seat, hot wet tears falling silently down my face.
I watched the city I’ve lived in for all of my 26 years shrink and shrink and shrink away until all I could see was the blue of the ocean below and the blue of the sky above.
I thought “I have never been more sad but still saw something through”.
And that’s when I knew (not just thought that maybe) I was doing what I wanted to do.
"I had to figure out that I couldn't live without you"
Been in a Kanye type of mood the past few days.
