65 Questions You Aren't Used To
I pretended it was myspace and just filled this out in it’s entirety. cool.
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
-Nah man, I could but it wouldn’t do anything but increase my anxiety levels so I’ll just avoid thinking about it like I do with most things.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
-Like a 2? Depends a lot if Im alone in the house or not.
3. The person you would never want to meet?
-The person who would answer this question with my name probably.
4. What is your favorite word?
- Im cheating its a phrase “l’appel du vide,” that feeling you get when you’re driving and you just think “I could jerk my wheel and ram into that barrier..” but don’t.
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
I’d like to think I would be a great big old willow tree where people have first kisses under in August because Summer is ending.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
-Damn, I forgot to take off my make-up
7. What shirt are you wearing?
-A black cami tank top
8. What do you label yourself as?
-I don’t really? A loving person I guess?
9. Bright room or dark room?
-Dark room, alwayssss.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
- in bed..watching The Office and trying to sleep.
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
26 was really great...but this year has been amazing in its own right.
12. Who told you they loved you last?
-My man via ship email because he’s floating in the middle of the ocean somewhere.
13. Your worst enemy?
-Procrastination and avoidance.
14. What is your current desktop picture?
-Some cool night sky shit with a tent in the foreground
15. Do you like someone?
-Probably the guy I married...just a little bit though.
16. The last song you listened to?
-Baby it’s cold outside. I was wrapping presents and enjoying myself man, don’t judge.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
-Probably a child rapist
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
-Myself sometimes, but no one really. Not my style.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
-This is too kinky for tumblr now.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
- my right nostril, it resembles a bean which is cool.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
-Probably just do a lot of that helicopter dick thing that guys do...or and finally figure out what it’s like to stick your dick in stuff because I’m so curious. I’d spend most of the day trying to get a BJ I think. I guess just as hot as possible to increase my chances of getting said BJ?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
-Nah I dont think so...maybe like talking to people?
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
-Escalators.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
-Oven Roasted turkey, thick ass bacon, tomato, tons of avocado, a layer of clover sprouts, some jersey style cherry pepper relish, oil and vin. Damn that sounds good.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
-Rainy day fund mang. Responsibilities and shit.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
- Iceland, a bitch is trying to see the northern lights.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
- Laphroaig 31 year please and thanks.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
- Don’t be a dick.
29. What is your favorite expletive?
- Fucker
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
- My Moms ring
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Probably getting molested on that plane when I was 9. I didn’t grow from it so it’d just be cool not to ever think about randomly.
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
- Mexico so I’m close to home I guess.
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
- This is weird to think about...next...
34. What was your last dream about?
Jesse and I were doing something...Don’t remember what though? we were at a party I think.
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
Listener? Sometimes. Usually.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
Nope.
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
Yes but it was only like a foot tall
38. What is the color of your socks?
Flesh socks...aka no socks.
39. What type of music do you like?
The good kind.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
Sunrises feel more serene.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
Oreo duhhhhh
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
IDFWU
43. Do you have any scars?
emotional or physical? short answer, yes.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
Happy
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
- My ability to start shit.
46. Are you reliable?
Depends on what for? Money, no. advice yes, being on time yes, helping you keep up a lie, no.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
Did it all work out?
48. Do you hold grudges?
Not really, just remember and take mental notes.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
A dogs personality in the size of a rat.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
- The conversation I had with Jesse on the steps of a catholic church at 3am in San Francisco when we were both drunk.
51. Are you a good liar?
Nahhh.
52. How long could you go without talking?
not long at all.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
The triangle haircut I had freshman year of highschool. Bitches didnt know about curls apparently.
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
Like for my own birthday? No. But for other peoples, all the time.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
Southern and British.
56. What do you like on your toast?
Copious amounts of kerrygold butter.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
A christmas tree two days ago.
58. What would be your dream car?
-new: Subaru Crosstrek, blacked the fuck out.
-Classic: 67 Corvette Stingray, black outside, burgundy inside.
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
Rarely sing...usually watch scientific youtube shows...
60. Do you believe in aliens?
I don’t think they’ve visited us but there’s other life out there.
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
-When its easy, yes, but I dont go out of my way.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Z I guess.
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
Dinos, them bitches were reallll.
64. What do you think about babies?
They’re expensive, poopy, cry-y sacks of flesh that don’t sleep and I want one.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
I don’t know what to ask myself so bye.