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shilohtx

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

camphoteric

shy spiral

thoriffix

fuckhands mcmike innit

fanonical

welcome to the magnus archives, see if you can tell the difference between our 18 michaels and 9 jareds

xsarora

girthakitt-blog

i like this guy

valtsv

annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN.

annoamoris

#two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic

i-platypus

treygotguap

kcdworld

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

softened-hearts

This is a group of friends who know youre dating a bad dude so are willing to drop everything and lie if it means protecting you, not remotely “oh haha its because u cheatin”

And clearly they’re not far off the mark if he’s going through her phone and doing these kinds of “tests” to uncover and instigate shit

rad-and-i-dont-stop

^^^

mothbabi3

I made this cause I was bored and wanted to spread some positivity

shipahoi

#SameEnergy

fuckyeahstvincent

stability

4gifs

socially-awkward-supervillian

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

youwinagainmoffat-blog

jesus that is good to know.

chandra75-deactivated20180905

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

magehenry-moved-blog

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

pkmnbreederbrianna

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!