[my-dailydreams]

[dorothylarouge]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[loveridden1999]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[hollanderthoughts]

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)

[opera-ghost]

[thewackypegasus]

[ID: the first image is a screenshot of a (presumably fabricated) reddit post to r/advice by thephantomoftheopera with the heading, "did i mess up?" the body of the post reads, "last night my crush got engaged to another man so i dropped a chandelier at her place of work." the next image is a screenshot of a comment by jean83 that reads, "your first reaction was to drop a chandelier??" and the response by thephantomoftheopera, which reads, "no i had time to think about it." end ID.]

[aninals]

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures.... its just In There

[aninals]

hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,