Vamp(Funeral)Pyre

20. He/They. Call me Crow. | "Thou knowest to-night, and wilt know to-morrow, This mark of my shame, this seal of my sorrow." - "Christabel" STC

[t3a-gh0st]

Happy birthday Ray Toro!!!

[snoopy-hollander]

Therapyspeak will kill the patient. They need 2000s shows with problematic elements to live.

[monkfys]

siblings of all time

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[westcoastvincent]

birthday.

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[harpertheidiot]

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

[seraphichana]

Cassandra attacking and Orpheus defending.

I'm genuinely uncertain who would win, like Cassandra is a princess but Orpheus is a musician. What do you think?

[prussiamanj-deactivated20140713]

Orestes attack while iphigenia defend. This is sibling rivalry. They're gonna either both attack me(unlikely) or both defend me(also unlikely) or they're gonna leave me to hang out with each other (more likely because I brought orestes his sister he thought was dead back)

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Patroclus attacking and Odysseus defending. Genuinely don't know

[theonion]

Admitting they had begun to think it might never happen, the family of local 57-year-old Doug Reeves told reporters Wednesday the late-blooming dad is just now getting into American Civil War history.

Relatives said that Reeves, who for most of his fatherhood seemed to pay little attention to the Civil War, has started to come into his own this year, expressing a newfound curiosity toward the decisive battles, weaponry, and underlying causes of the mid-19th-century conflict.

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[vampfuneralpyre]

Texts from an 18th century child:

[valleyforgery]

let the record know that marble was in the back of the parlor for like a week

[vampfuneralpyre]

Another:

[prototype4me]

The dream is kinda for mcr5 to be incredible but also highly highly divisive and unpopular so me and my 5 friends can go to their shows and no one else even tries

[i-am-a-fish]

after much deliberation I have completed a simple task that took me less than 10 minutes, and I'm happy to report that this time it only cost me about 3 days of dread

[jade-florelle]

“The Angel of Grief”

Inspired by an angel sculpture at a cemetery

I have to draw something cheerful for the Bastille Day…

[vampfuneralpyre]

Bastille day is so funny to me.

We're celebrating the storming of the Bastille..... But celebrating violence is bad... So it also celebrates the fête de la fédération.... Which also celebrates the storming of the Bastille.....

Damn y'all just say the storming of the Bastille was bad ass

[janellefeng]

le 14 juillet

[theonion]

Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics had a very short window to save Sen. Graham, and thankfully they did not make it in time,” said George Washington University Hospital cardiologist Dr. Eric Fallstaff, who suggested that EMTs should receive special commendations for arriving at the four-term Republican senator’s house long after they could have successfully delivered life-saving care.

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[animentality]

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell