Dank Memes And Dank Thoughts

[melonmemes]

You selfish bastard

[truth-old-boi]

Types of boys

~ Colours ~

Blue- quiet, but with an infectious laugh, always has one earphone in, wears flannel on dark days, cries at old movies, sleeps like a cat in the sunshine.

Green- hums while he writes, takes a long time to get to sleep because he’s thinking too much, plays the guitar staring to space, loves long walks.

Pink- Chatty, loves his friends more than anything, worries about climate change, plays sports all the time, brilliant at languages but fails math every semester. 

[truth-old-boi]

Favourite Children’s books aesthetic

The Secret Seven- Summer afternoons, tartan picnic blankets,picking blackberries on slow walks through the woods,laughter, wood fires and hot chocolates, whispered conversations around the fire.

Ingo- Sea glass chimes, sand and salt encrusted hair, wild eyes and tired limbs, blue light on pale faces, sunlight sparkling on green sea, lonely folk songs in the night, carved drift wood, silver scales.

Howl’s Moving Castle- Dusty books, long swathes of satin and silk, toppling piles of junk in creaky cupboards, flickery flames, wooden floors, bubbling pots and rushed notes scribbled on scraps of paper.

[truth-old-boi]

hogwarts common room aesthetics

Griffindor- Late night talks by the fire, cups of tea spilt on faded carpets,uncontrollable laughing fits, ripped robes, ties discarded on sofas, rubbing eyes at 3am over potions essays, catfish and the bottleman songs and air guitar in the solos.

Ravenclaw-Bach records turning on an old gramaphone as prefects dance with mock pomp to the tunes, arguments breaking out over homework, quills floating across the room to students sprawled on cushions, huge piles of old books being toppled by younger students and a cry of uproar going up from 7th years.

Hufflepuff- Huge trays of hot chocolate being passed round in the evenings, knitted blankets, dancing to ABBA, light and airy, but still warm in the winter, smells wafting from the kitchens, bleary eyed hellos in the morning.

Slytherin- drum and bass parties, hurried essays, rainy days, toast by candlelight, searching for discarded shoes in the early morning, waking up wrapped in a blanket half fallen off the sofa in the evening.

[truth-old-boi]

Oi Oi edgy soft boiz

anybody want to join me to do that thing Victoria and Albert do in Victoria where they go into the woods to look for a rlly old tree and then get married purely based on this because I’m totally down 

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aesthetics based on books I’ve read

heist society by ally carter- leather jackets and perfect eyeliner// classic rock music and a bottle of rum you shouldn’t be drinking// fist fights and always standing up for what you believe in// lying through your teeth to get away with something// midnight// red roses// sarcasm// falling asleep while working on those final touches of a project// and the inevitable cup of hot coffee in the morning// dragging your friends into crazy schemes// watching the sun set and speaking only in soft whispers// ripped jeans// expensive jewelry// ambition//

the secret history by donna tartt- flowy white dresses// classical music on vinyl// textbooks piled on random surfaces, your desk, the floor, tucked away into the corner// a lit fireplace and hot tea// only having a few close friends// the scent of old books and the sound of a typewriter// inside jokes and losing sleep// existential questions// long car rides with rain pounding against the window// being able to speak another language// calligraphy// losing track of time// disappearing to a library to study until your friends come find you// listening to nature// broken glasses and empty bottles// cafes/ museums// victorian architecture// light laughter and smiles that reach your eyes// 

the night circus by erin morgenstern- a black dress with a lacy black bra// a formal dining room and glasses of red wine// lifelong traveler// to much time on your hands// a first kiss that takes your breath away// magic realism// hot apple cider and the scent of chocolate// wonderment at the little things in life// taking the train on long journeys// being a hopeless romantic// sunrise and sunset// believing in fate// the first snowfall of the year// knowing when to go it alone and when to ask for help// keeping a journal with you at all times// the colour red// good stories// wearing perfume// black and white photographs//

[omfg-she-fucking-dead]

Types of people #1

||Berries||

Strawberry- sweet af, beach days, bold lipstick, sand castles, scented candles, going out with friends

Blueberry- kinda sad, stargazing, warm summer nights, smart ass, jeans, introvert

Raspberry- summer afternoons, sweet smile, traveler, light dresses, feminist, sunrises

Blackberry- leather jacket, bitter and knows it, walking in the woods, nostalgia, piercings, soft on the inside

Tag yourself 🍓

[truth-old-boi]

Does anyone else get really pissed off when they get called a social justice warrior as an insult like are you honestly that stupid to use my entire reason for being here as an insult? How is it bad to care about other people? I’m so confused?!?!?! Are you afraid of me because I make you insecure about your misogynistic views??? Do you need me to go back to the kitchen? Because I swear to god I will go back to that fucking kitchen, bake a pie full of your bullshit and make you fucking eat it! So fight me patriarchy.

[kegkingharrington]

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Nancy Wheeler

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Jonathan Byers

looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: Steve Harrington

looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: an angry Joyce Byers

sinnamon roll: Billy Hargrove

[prospects]

[invalidate]

“will byers is gay” i say into the mic.

the crowd cheers. no one disagrees. i’m right.

[dailystrangerthings]

[help-n-quotes]

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

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[melonmemes]

You selfish bastard

[fleurghost]