Lesbian Bitch Queen

Fuck Reality; Fiction is Better. <3

[mercarimari]

Sup! The names LJ, if you’ve found your way to my magical mystical blog--- Welcome. I am a fan of media and I occasionally write original stuff mixed in with my fanfiction. My current hyperfixations are pretty much everything Sarah J Maas, From Blood and Ash, and The Owl House. I don’t get involved in ship discourse because I am the queen of liking all the things.  I accept writing prompts and I have a collection of them that you can find here, as well as a list of fandoms and ships I’m willing to write for that you can find here.  Tips are welcomed but never required or expected and can be left here. And below you can find links to all of my current works posted to my AO3 by fandom.

ACOTAR

Please Take Me

 -Part of my Feysand Reincarnation AU. Rhysand x OFC. Ongoing. Slow to update. (My labor of love, I work on it when the mood strikes.)

pull me out (of the train wreck)

 -Eris and Mor on the border of autumn. The what really happened of Eris abandoning her. Mor and Eris as rejected mates. 

A Court of Flames and Flowers

 -Eris/Elain. Features Tamlain in the beginning. Ongoing. (Check tags before reading, all triggers will be in beginning notes of each relevant chapter as well.)

THRONE OF GLASS

Wanna Feel Okay.

-Part one of Popular Monster, a series of one shots exploring Aelin’s PTSD and healing journey post-canon. 

[wordsbylj]

SIGNAL BOOST || A SHOT IN THE DARK

Hello there good people of teh tumbles.

I've been doing what I can to do the bare minimum. You guys all know how things are in the USA right now. Even with a full time job, I am playing hell making enough to pay the bills and keep food in the house. So I have decided that I'm going to find something I can give the world that might be worth their time and money.

I've taken some steps to make some changes to my patreon account and I'm doing my damndest to promote myself to the best of my ability. Best way I can think to do that? Come to the biggest platform I know that might have the kind of audience I'm looking for.

So, you may be asking yourself, well what do you do?

The answer is... A little bit of everything. My account is titled Sparks of Interest, and it's basically a neurodivergent hole of thoughts and vibes. You'll be able to find content such as top 10 lists, a day in my life, grwm videos, story times, tarot readings, advice from a college student, and information about what life in a mental health service setting is like.

On top of all of these offerings, I'll also be posting some of my original fiction as snippets, offering early access copies of my poetry book, exclusive behind the scenes lives, and so much more. If this sounds like something that might grab your interest, I have three tier options. $5, $10, and $20 each with their own unique additional perks. Please if this is not something that interests you, reblog and signal boost. If it's not your cup of tea, it might be someone elses that follows you.

You can find me at this link, and I hope you'll join me on my journey into the stars. Love and Stardust, -LJ

[mercarimari]

I'll be talking about all kinds of things here. There will be character and books analysis, honest book reviews, arts, crafts, and various other fun little tidbits. Please please please give it a shot, or share with your friends who might be interested.

[mercarimari]

The promotion for the first two chapters of A Kingdom of Ash and Ruin on my patreon. For $5 a month you get access to original novel content, short stories, poetry, writing prompt Wednesdays, character q+as based on each week's chapter, and more.

You can find me HERE.

[mercarimari]

I've been considering writing a SPoP fanfic. My entire brain has been finding comics and things all over Pinterest and it's making me think about a modern verse.

[mercarimari]

On the list of things I would sell my soul for right now... One of them is the muse to write something post worthy. I miss my ability to form words of the english language to tell stories. Anyone got some writing prompts you wanna drop me to see what I can come up?

[fatedophelias]

Thinking about the fact that Lidia has never had a Valentine's day. And Ruhn pulls out all the stops for her from the moment she wakes. Obviously there's gifts, flowers, chocolates, made her a playlist, wrote her a song(which he performs after dessert), with the first light dying, they're probably going for romantic walks, he cooks a whole meal for her and they eat by candlelight. Is it the best meal?......no. he cooks like his sister. But it's the fact he did that and made it with love that sends Lidia's heart soaring.

Lidia also gives him a gift. He immediately starts crying cause he wanted to have this day for her and nothing for him. But she couldn't help herself

[hlizr50]

STOP IT THIS IS GOING TO CONSUME ME ALL DAY

[mercarimari]

Coming back from my Tumblr hiatus to scream about this thing in particular. My God. My babies.

Happy Singles Awareness day to all my bookish girlies waiting for their Book Boyfriends still.

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[thelov3lybookworm]

i have literally over 20 drafts and all i do is come up with new ideas to make you all cry lol im soo sorry

[mercarimari]

Not me over here for the eightieth time in the last several years, planning to make another bullet journal I probably won't use for the sake of attempting to have my life in order for the first of the year. I can get my life together for the first of the year, right? I can set a writing schedule and stick to it. I can actually write a book to ship off to an editor and kickstart the career that I want to supplement the realistic career that I'm currently working in. I am going to have all of these things this year. I have a house. I have a stable home. A stable income. And damnit I will pull myself together and everything will come together. Even if my patreon never takes off. I'm manifesting 2024 as my get my shit together and take the life I want for myself era.

[mercarimari]

Chapter One of Fire and Witchbane is officially live on my patreon! For everyone interested in checking me out, I'm going to be posting once a week. These will be unedited first draft chapters, with the final edits to be processed in time for publication. Perks of subscription include: the first look of the unedited works, playlists, character q&a, first access to arc sign ups for final copies, writing prompt wednesdays, and more!

CHECK ME OUT HERE!!!

And without further ado! A preview!

"Of course she did." Was it bad that she felt like she'd never live up to her mother's absolutely horrendous expectations? Because, while she loved her mother, her mother was the queen of unrealistic expectations. And not everyone could be as flawless as she was, maintaining the wall that kept their kind safe and protected from the Brotherhood and all of their bullshit. "Ten bucks says she wants to have breakfast to remind me that I need to provide an excellent example, and be perfectly perfect in every way. Like some kind of Mary Poppins." 

"Hey now, Miss. Poppins is one of the best witches in known history." Torren joked, earning himself an exaggerated sigh from the witchling beside her. "I know that your mother scares the hell out of you, baby. But you can't avoid her, she owns the place."

[mercarimari]

Chapter One of Fire and Witchbane is officially live on my patreon! For everyone interested in checking me out, I'm going to be posting once a week. These will be unedited first draft chapters, with the final edits to be processed in time for publication. Perks of subscription include: the first look of the unedited works, playlists, character q&a, first access to arc sign ups for final copies, writing prompt wednesdays, and more!

CHECK ME OUT HERE! And without further ado, a preview! "Of course she did." Was it bad that she felt like she'd never live up to her mother's absolutely horrendous expectations? Because, while she loved her mother, her mother was the queen of unrealistic expectations. And not everyone could be as flawless as she was, maintaining the wall that kept their kind safe and protected from the Brotherhood and all of their bullshit. "Ten bucks says she wants to have breakfast to remind me that I need to provide an excellent example, and be perfectly perfect in every way. Like some kind of Mary Poppins." 

"Hey now, Miss. Poppins is one of the best witches in known history." Torren joked, earning himself an exaggerated sigh from the witchling beside her. "I know that your mother scares the hell out of you, baby. But you can't avoid her, she owns the place."

[mercarimari]

Screaming Into the Void! GUESS WHO'S BACK BIIIIITCHES

So hello, people of le tumbles. I am back. I am here. I am queer. And I am ready to put out some good content for the interwebs to enjoy.

So I have a patreon! It is getting up and running, and I have just finished my first official installment of one of my full length works. I will be posting it up here in about an hour, soon as I finish making the graphics for it. I will be posting a teaser for anyone who might be interested but not want to commit to a subscription without a taste of the goods. I am really freaking excited to be making these moves in life. And with faith and trust (and maybe a little bit of pixie dust) I hope that my dreams manage to take off. So without further ado, my good bitches and bitchettes. THE QUEEN IS BACK! <3

[mercarimari]

So! Big life update!

We finally got the keys to our new house. And with keys comes great responsibility. xD

We have some things that we need some assistance with, what with the holidays coming and everything else. We're looking for assistance with a few necessary household items, while we are getting our finances straight from the move. So below you will find a link to our house warming amazon wishlist. If you can make a purchase, wonderful! If you can't that's cool too. It's there for people who may want to help out. I appreciate every single one of my follows, and I want you all to know that I am doing my best to ensure that my non-moving and crappy life situation related posting will come to an end and our regularly scheduled fics and fiction will be back in full swing! Again, thank you guys so much for your patience with me, and I love you all! Amazon House Warming Wishlist

Happy Ho Ho Holidays!

[mercarimari]

Been a while since I've had the energy to be on here. But here I am again, advertising commissions. Here's the situation: I need to come up with $475 USD before the 5th of December. This is the lot rent for our new trailer. The down payment on which has already been paid. The only thing they're waiting on is the confirmation that that rent is paid. My living situation is less than desirable. Currently I'm staying with my aunt who is all manners of well... Not good. Not to mention her dog that is overly aggressive towards anyone that she has a problem with, and it's been made vehemently obvious that she's got a big problem with me. So here's what I'm currently offering by way of things to commission me for: -Fics. You can commission a fic for a variety of fandoms, I can provide a list upon request. Or ask for original works based on prompts you send in. Cost- 5USD per 500 words. (1 cent per word) -Icons for RP and other uses. Cost- 5 USD per episode of content. -Fandom Character letters. Cost- 5 USD (These will be digit letters, sent through google docs as a view only file that you may print) -Aesthetic boards for characters. Cost- 2.50 USD -Playlists. Cost- 2 USD per 10 songs (personally curated to a vibe of your choice) Please if you can afford to take me up on any of these offerings, your assistance would be greatly appreciated. For those of you who follow me for my fanfiction content, with hope once everything in my life stabilizes again I will be able to return to writing the stories you guys have all been looking forward to.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[finaland]

Right now, Lidia must be torturing Ruhn and I want to die

[mercarimari]

how very dare you xD I did not want to think about this tonight, but I guess the angsty brain rot gets to win again.

[curlybrow-kun]

since genitals of devil fruit users tend to also be affected by their powers, does that mean Crocodile's pussy is full of sand?

[mercarimari]

i am heavily resisting the urge to rename my blog luffysstretchydick, for the record, i was not aware that this was a thing but now i'm cackling thinking about it.

[mercarimari]

Or I could just go play Toontown Rewritten for a handful of hours and pretend like there is nothing else in the world for me to do, because literally nothing sounds good right now, and all of my ideas are garbage.