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[arianagrandeupdatesx]

December 28: Ariana via Twitter.

[stolentweets]

[truvilla]

no one: ur cute

[beeishappy]

This is how you trailer.

[peppermonsterofficial]

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

[kayleepond]

This really delights me.

[meanplastic]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Such an accurate description of myself.

[clramatic]

my kink

“your order has shipped” emails

[557]

so i gotta live? and be ugly?! LMAOOO

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[aexrth-deactivated20180326]

please don’t get tired of me

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[1992hondacervix]

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*

[hurleyquinnzel]

I love Stranger Things

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[fujoshijpeg]

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

[ojalla]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

[geniusofthehole]

[brandsilva]