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Meeeyerp. too old for this shit but at least i can party

[tryg-n-tyra]

Accidentally unistalled tumblr and now its updated. Crying and shitting rn

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[gayingupspace]

That SHE PAINTED. FROM MEMORY.

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[kropotkindersurprise]

There's an awesome documentary that follows Icelandic band Hatari in the run-up to and during their 2019 Eurovision performance in Tel Aviv, that shows how and why they decided to go to Eurovision (despite the boycott) and show their support for Palestine while in Tel Aviv against the Eurovision rules and the Israelis' best efforts to stop them.

It goes more in-depth in to their history and their politics in general, their visit to Palestine and their working together with Palestinian artist Bashar Murad and their consulting with lots of Palestinians for this event, its really great. Also is full of scenes with Israelis being terrible power-tripping pathetic assholes, of course.

You can watch/download the documentary here: [A Song Called Hate]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Something to watch instead of Eurovision Song Contest 2025, because I hope we're all still boycotting that shitshow for allowing the genocidal Israelis to keep participating, right?

You can also find an easier/better link to the documentary on Reddit, but I can't post that on tumblr because the link is blocked by some automated copyright system.

[kropotkindersurprise]

something better to watch instead of eurovision 2026 as well.

Boycott Israel, Boycott Eurovision!

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[bigwizardhat]

her swift maneuver, for context

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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[kayliflower]

with the resurgence in popularity of calvin & hobbes, I’m so surprised no one has included this

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[resetium]

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

[sandandglass]

The Muppets s01e01

[le-sad-demiurge]

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Happy Pride Month

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mariacallous]

Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French author of graphic novel 'Persepolis', dies aged 56 - https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/marjane-satrapi-iranian-french-author-graphic-novel-persepolis-dies-aged-56-2026-06-04/

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/marjane-satrapi-iranian-french-author-graphic-novel-persepolis-dies-aged-56-2026-06-04/

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[r0zeclawz]

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website