If you're here to judge, don't

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[difform]

[lesbian-gallery]

[dutchster]

adults seemed way adultier when i was a kid

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[dualvoidanima]

‘moonshine’

[poems-and-word]

[goooldengirl-deactivated2024010]

[keikolyn]

[cultergeist]

[quotemadness]

“Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.”

— Tyler Kent White

[sift]

by nicolle mae

[buckykingofmemes]

76% of my facial expressions can correctly be interpreted as ‘what the fuck’

[lsleofskye]

Mount Rainier National Park | johnwingfield

[deeplifequotes]

“Most of our lives are spent trying to please people we eventually find out aren’t even good humans.”

— Tai Lopez

[thegoodvybe]