that is how the dead walk

j . | 33 yo. | she/they | human snooze button | slowly turning into a fucking hockey blog ig | sometimes i make gifs, sometimes i don't

[dilftanger]

happy bday @couthbbg ! Erik Karlsson's first All Star Game | 1.28.2011

[ladymirdan]

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[wisjncz2]

[cannibalchicken]

[thenightetc]

@argumate

[argumate]

you verb noun?

[redfagdiver]

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

[76ello]

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

[stanleycup]

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[smol-civet]

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

[thegroovyarchives]

1996 Wishbone Stickers (via: eBay)

[weepingwidar]

Anthony Hurd (American, 1975) - You Have This Hold Over Me (2025)

[kosmogrl]

trying to be cool about it

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[minxitsy]

[raspberryfries]

pingüinito

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already