Damn You Valve

Hayve | They/Them | Gman Simp Ayo I post shitposts and maybe a little art... as treat

[ollierachnid]

My 2023 commission sheet!

[ittybittycheesy-art]

Yeap

Dats da bonus

[dukesnukes]

FORTNITE, MIIIISSTTER FRREEEEEMMMAANNN…..

[fuchsiamae]

consider: aperture as a popular workplace for trans people in the 50s-60s because they’d help you transition, in whatever way you wanted, no questions asked

bill from accounting is brenda now? cool, if she made it out of the lab without antennae and her blood is still blood, we’re happy for her

[gladosisalesbian]

*cave johnson voice* sure aperture’s insurance policy covers top surgery. if you let us do it on the premises. and keep the boobs after. we like to fill em with bees. see what happens. turns out what happens is you have some very loud, very angry breasts. completely useless. but good science!

[chelledoggo]

boob bees

[zevsuit]

two headcrab holding hands

Goin on they date... In they heels...

[randomarchi]

I'm back on my bullshit

[francescamagali]

Alyx concepts I did for Keep Away From Fire’s adaption of Epistle 3, Boreal Alyph! I feel very fortunate I got to design these as they have been sitting in my head for a while and.. I just love alyx so much. I wanted her personality to come out here and do something a little different while keeping HL/alyx’s original style in mind.

[featheredcritter]

hes gonna attack

[insomniac-kai]

so, my steam account got hacked early this morning and i'm still attempting to get it back at the moment while waiting on steam support to review all the screenshots i sent them. if you're in the Sven Co-Op server on Discord, then look out for Liekeze who "filed a false report on my account for scamming them in the steam market" and JEREMYSELAN posed as a Valve employee, hacked into my account, and currently still has it under their own email, so just spread this around cause i don't want anyone else loosing their shit.

[calliopeebles]

[jeremy-the-broken-toaster]

Bruh look who at Seven Eleven..

[dilfgmancoolatta]

the combine? maybe they should com-find some bitches lol

[sgtbaker]

dr freeman i presume

+ a jealous barney (gordon has less wrinkles than him and he’s upset about it)

[tantaliart]

scary video game parents

[nvcl347]

[angels-heap]

This fucking website, man. 

Person creates fanworks for their own personal joy in these uncertain times > person posts them online, as people often do with fanworks > fandom explodes for totally unrelated reasons > more people discover and enjoy those fanworks > “hey you’re not allowed to have any complex emotions, horny thoughts, or ‘inappropriate’ friends anymore because you’re a public figure, you creep”

People who create fanworks for adult-oriented media should not be held to the same standards as offline public figures who produce children’s media. They owe you nothing except for basic human decency and appropriate warning/tagging. 

[albertnatural]

“pee” “nut” “butt” er.......... think about it for a minute...fucked up isn’t it?

[prettycoolducks]