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Ryan, 32, NY Solo Sea Buena Gente Hopless Romantic God is good 🙏🏼 #za #iR94 #nerd 👽 If you ever need someone to talk to, please, feel free to message me

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[leikamei]

[kisugih]

[salanchu]

Full Moon

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[meanplastic]

[pippa-q]

Happy birthday dog boy!!! 🤎🐾

[hanyousw]

| Sabaku no Gaara

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[fallen-in-love-suggestion]

I wanna cuddle with you in over-sized sweaters

[daltondecim8-deactivated2014070]

Let me cook for you and smack your butt.

[memeuplift]

[gif-tv]

[newcrunchyp0rnflakes]

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

[mxmoony]

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Cassiopeia’s Crown

[muddgoat40]

The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever.

—Isaiah 40 verse 8, NASB

[lustingupon]

@masensus