Kalajorn's Art

Just some art and other randomness

[1five1two]

[alexseanchai]

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

[cursedpdf]

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[robotblues]

Glaucous-winged Gull (Larus glaucescens)

[important-cat-pics]

[kalajorn]

A pokemon evolution: Leaf-itty to Kit-tree

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kalajorn]

Gotta just plant the onions in your terrarium...

[nightingem]

really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."

Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

some fun responses i have gotten so far.

[dickjarvisblogblog]

Great Website.

[littleguysdaily]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Dragon Boat Festival dragon boat racing scene (cr 小胡涂)

[professorwetware]

[hartro-owns-my-heart-ro]

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

[mychemical-boatdrinks]

This is great advice because it still recognizes that "handle the situation maturely" still needs to be the endgame.

[catasters]

[rtfics]

sound on

Hercule Poirot and Inspector Japp discuss the details of another case.

[max1461]

"I would never-"

You would if you were tired enough. You would if you were hungry enough. You would if your mind and body had been worn down enough, through pain or disease or toil or violent struggle. You might if you were put on the wrong medicine, or you got the wrong kind of head injury, or you were forced to choose between someone else and yourself. You might if your livelihood was staked on it, or all your hopes and dreams. You might if you didn't know what else to do, if it's what you were taught or if nobody taught you anything else.

I have not been worn down in most of these ways. I have lived a remarkably privileged life. But I have been worn down in some ways. And they were enough to teach me that in the wrong circumstances, any of us can become someone we don't want to be. It's worth keeping that in mind.

[baddywronglegs]

Nature doing what humans will not again

[yesterdaysprint]

The Courier-Journal, Louisville, Kentucky, December 27, 1925 

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[the-wanton-house-wife]

You’re welcome 🧄

[joyflameball]

let's make a bill cipher

hat

eyelashes

eye

triangle

bricks

bowtie

arms

legs

cane

Voting ended onJan 2

[jayrockin]

Happy holidays, tumblr! (feat. Shyam and Talita)

PATREON | STORE | Runaway to the Stars  

[jayrockin]

Its that time of year again

[jayrockin]

I never shared the art that was inside the greason holiday cards I printed, and they are very unlikely to get printed again, so here’s the sappy conclusion. If you have only been following the main webcomic and don’t know who this tiny woman is don’t worry you’ll find out in like a decade 👍🏻