tryingtobesarcastic

[jaubaius]

No way out

[jackironsides]

(I highly recommend that you unmute)

[verylittlebird]

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

[tryingtobesarcastic]

Also they are afraid of humans... relatable

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[bladesrunner]

“Meg looked very like a rose herself, for all that was best and sweetest in heart and soul seemed to bloom into her face, making it fair and tender, with a charm more beautiful than beauty.”

Emma Watson as Meg March in LITTLE WOMEN 2019 ✦ dir. Greta Gerwig

[tryingtobesarcastic]

So pretty

[egderpss]

[out-of-context-batfam]

The rest of the batfam when Batman is talking serious cases to jim Gordon on the rooftop the gcpd!!

[running-with-batfam]

Batman would be 100% aware they were doing it, too. He just lost the will to care after the first week with Dick.

[toastbutteregg]

watch out @thor

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[tryingtobesarcastic]

Yotsuba is a masterpiece

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[anxietyproblem]

[google-searchhistory-official]

17

[tryingtobesarcastic]

-25

[paulthebukkit]

the holy trinity

[geekandmisandry]

There is exactly One real gamer in the world.

[tryingtobesarcastic]

100% Deku | quick sketch, ball pen.... credits to the biology lecture | reference : @jays_sketchpad (at IIT Guwahati) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7fK4V7FaMC1O9xCmX5OALM90bk1wfxsw48Yd80/?igshid=1092kyzts3bs7

[wheresmybubble]

😌

Books - http://debbietung.com/books

[adeles]

Happy New Year!

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

[tryingtobesarcastic]

I'm very thankful for this suggestion

[daenasobsessions]

So I just realized we will never have THAT conversation between Bucky and Tony. I mean, MARVEL COME ON. Bucky needed to feel forgiven and Tony needed to be in peace with what happened And NOw THeY WilL NeVEr HaVE THAT I-

[tryingtobesarcastic]

Just when I finally moved on from tony's death...