Welcome to T.D.'s Burger Joint!
(don't mind Randy, he gets nervous around new customers...)
Come on in! I'm Tryke, but you can call me T.D.
Owner's background: twenty-three, gender of irrelevancy, and pronouns of whatever slips off your tongue the quickest. BUT If it makes you feel any better, I'm somewhere along the lines of a boygirl.
Now, our menu selection is still growing, but I can show you what we offer currently.
Main menu items can be found under:
#tryke’s main: 🍽️
Topics within this tag will relate to my overall theme: The Passenger (2023), Benson x Randy Bradley. More specifically, my savory homemade quick fics!
Side items can be found under:
#tryke’s sides: 🍟
Topics within this tag will still feature my overall theme, but incorporate my fav multifandom rants/thoughts. Lightly sauteed with various ships.
Dessert selections can be found under:
#tryke’s desserts: 🍨
Topics within this tag will stray further from my overall theme, The Passenger (2023). Delicate banter sprinkled with sugary thoughts and rants, perfectly paired after tasting my savory homemade main menu items.
T.D.'s Burger Joint strongly maintains its stance on inclusivity. But here's a list of allergens to keep us all accountable for the menu items one may choose to select:
Allergens include: Dubious Consent, Rape/Non-con Elements, Graphic Violence (we cook dead doves, please do not eat them if you are allergic…)
Our mains, sides, and desserts are, more often than not, cooked and/or served with such allergens. Parents, we advise you to hire a babysitter if you plan to eat at this establishment.
Anyone below the age of 18 is prohibited from T.D.'s Burger Joint.
Now, order when you're ready. If you need a waiter, just press that button in our bio or give me a holler in my messages.
Enjoy!












