Цар на сарказъм

Добре дошло, привет, и здравейте. Some know me as Bulgaria, while some may know me as Georgi Nikolov. Whichever it is, I really hope you're not here for business. Care for a drink? [independent APH Bulgaria rp blog] Magic!Anon status: None Relationship status: Single

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it is so hard having an antisocial muse smh

i'm so used to rping romania

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shouts into the void

what are some personification OCs you would like to see?

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i want to open up another blog with another muse but hell idk who

maybe that albania oc

i just get so tired of being stuck on here

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I've always been a bit on the fence about goin' to university or somethin'...

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it's like 2 am and i wanna freakin rp but god i can't think of any open starters

on the bright side, i'm almost to 100 followers!

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god i am sooooo sorry i am never here, guys. things are just getting a little bit tougher offline. basically i'm gonna have to start taking care of my baby nephew more. and sometimes it's a bit harder to get online.

thank you for sticking around though!

[liachtaschta]

They have various uses I find — and they can be quite adorable as well! I — I’m glad I’m not alone in seeing their use!

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...There are kinda cute, yeah, if you can get past lookin' straight in their eyes. They're definitely worth keepin' around, just wish keepin' one didn't mean I'd have to sacrifice a clean house. Or... [rubs his chin thoughtfully] I could build a pen...

[liachtaschta]

That’s what I had thought — there are much better and easier to access meats than goat!

[tsarnarozi]

You can have a goat as a pet, or use its milk if it's a female. I do kinda eat a lot of vegetables and stuff --but yeah.

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--Eatin' a goat is such a waste.

[fuckyeah-char-dev]

Background Information.

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➜ ( general information. )

full name : Георги Иванов Николов | Република България (Georgi Ivanov Nikolov | Republic of Bulgaria)

nicknames :  Getza, Zhoro, Gogo

age : physically ~29 | 2500 (?)

date of birth: celebrates on 22 September

nationality: Thracian Bulgarian

occupation : Representative; general handyman

sexuality : Panromantic pansexual

➜ ( appearance. )

face claim : Ian Somerhalder

height : 180 cm | 5’11

hair color : Very dark brown, almost black

eye color : Steely blue

distinguishing features : Nose and jaw

➜ ( background information. )

hometown : —

current residence : Sofia

financial status : Lower/middle - middle class

[seekesotsibteadmist]

Well at least you made it back . 

[tsarnarozi]

Had a heat wave. [and look at that, the stone-faced Bulgaria makes a grotesque face to illustrate his feelings]

[seekesotsibteadmist]

Welcome to the land of the living, I suppose. 

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Surprised I didn't die from too much heat.

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'M alive, I guess.

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[a wild Bulgaria appears wearing shorts and a deep v-neck shirt] 

[and sweating]

[he's having a heat wave]

[memewhore]

[hotbritishguyspluscats]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

Okay then. Just wondering how much you have had of that and if it is good.

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[cradles the bottle] 'S delicious. You wanna try?

[dreptate-fratie-deactivated2026]

*blinks, then chuckles* You okay there, Georgi? You don’t seem to be yourself.

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[holds up his bottle of slivovitz] [and points at it for emphasis, nearly hitting the bottle]