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This was the ice cream that bunny spilled ( that made henry want to kill him )

#henry winter #the secret history #bunny corcoran #cigarette #ice cream #i would kill him too ngl

Everyone smoking indoors despite Bunny’s literal asthma is very funny - they were going to kill him one way or another

#bunny corcoran #the secret history #smoking #they did not care about this man #even richard #the groups unofficial doctor #despite dropping out of med school

shout out to Camilla Macaulay for being into ugly hot before it was cool

#camilla macaulay #henry winter #the secret history #same girl #she’s me fr

my charles and camilla fancast ❤️❤️

#charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #fancast #the secret history

a very underrated moment in the secret history is when Henry went thrifting with Richard

#the secret history #henry winter #richard papen #thrifting #henry is a depot girlie fr

my lukewarm take of the day is that the entire greek class was never sober once in the entire book and also they all had lead poisoning

#the secret history #charles macaulay #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #henry winter #richard papen #little fucking gremlins #they were totally getting lead poisoning in the freaky old country house

thinking about her ( princess the feral cat that shitted all over richard while he was driving )

#the secret history #charles macaulay #princess the feral cat #cat

rereading tsh and did we as a society decide to ignore Richards name is actually John and his middle name is Richard??

#richard papen #the secret history #john richard papen you fucking pretentious douche

it’s not mentioned in the book, but gimme gimme gimme was playing when the greek class got into the bar brawl

#the secret history #charles macaulay #camilla macaulay #henry winter #francis abernathy #gimme gimme gimme #it’s historically accurate thank you

the secret history is so much funnier if you imagine whenever charles is drunk or angry that his southern accent starts to become very noticeable

#charles macaulay #the secret history

julian morrow makes the greek class watch succession for a modern understanding of roman Fabula Praetexta

#the secret history #sucession #julian morrow #this thought came to me late in the night #this is assuming that julian knows what hbo is #really he wouldn’t but i think this post is funny and y’all should too #bunny knows kendall’s rap by heart #francis loves tom #henry only watch’s it out of respect for julian or hes the most committed watcher #camilla likes shiv

do you think henry winter had a planner

#henry winter #planner #organisation!#the secret history

remember when francis’s mother asked charles to have a threesome with her??

because i do

#francis abernathy #charles macaulay #the secret history #????? what

do you think henry winter knew about the Vietnam war?

#henry winter #the secret history #vietnam war #bunny regularly says if he was in vietnam it would be over in less than a year

we all make fun of richard for being a simp for the greek squad but cloke rayburn was down bad

#cloke rayburn #the secret history #richard papen #simp

remember when henry, richard and francis just stole a TV? and it was never brought up again?

and it was the 80s. those tvs were massive. they had to carry it out of an attic, walk to the car, drive to the apartment, install the tv ( how did they know how to do that? ) and then just never used it again.

#henry winter #richard papen #francis abernathy #the secret history #this was the real crime #i can’t even install a tv #how did they manage that #that was the most unrealistic thing in that book

man, donna tartt really hates people with glasses

henry winter - dead

bunny corcoran - dead

francis abernathy - tried to commit

#glasses #henry winter #bunny corcoran #francis abernathy #the secret history #the only reason francis isn’t dead is because they weren’t real #donna tartt #donna tartt hates people with glasses #i’m pretty sure she wears glasses #maybe it’s a self esteem issue #i’m pretty sure there’s a deep meaning for this

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