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「This story is for that one reader.」

[tsiftor]

Hi, I'm Ark 🌻

Unnecessary notice that I like multiple ships/fandoms, but these are my current hyperfixations:

- bingqiu, bingyuan, cumplane, liushen, muyuan, scumcum, snekcum, yueyuan (svsss)

- Just wanna clarify that sy is the bottom in every single ship, as well as being my favorite^^

To be edited again, probably

I only post wip and fic ideas here! They are all under #ark

Also on Twitter and Bsky under @ qsvkp (where I post completed works)

No gen AI!! Begone with that shit

[allpiesforourown]

Shizun Shen jiu who hates alphas with a passion vs disciple shen yuan who treats alphas omegas and betas all the exact same. Shen jiu finds shen yuan pinning Liu qingge down to tickle him and shen jiu is about to explode an artery from how senseless his disciple is! Shen Yuan why are you sitting on top of an alpha teasing him!! What do you mean friends do these kinds of things!! Ohhh my godddd tell me you didn't give that beast Luo binghe your outer layer to smell so he can calm down. You gave a younger alpha disciple guqin lessons by taking his hand in yours and guiding him with your chest against his back? Shen yuan..!!!!!

[allpiesforourown]

Shen yuan: shizun says I'm "too trusting" of alphas but I'm a beta so what's the danger anyway

Like 30 different alphas: yeah shen yuan has been seducing me and it's working

[remieil]

【 main scenario quest "kiss the scum villain" accepted! good luck user! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ♡ 】

[justafanaticalhuman]

Merman ! Shen Yuan

edited bc I forgot a title 🫩

[xiuyawn]

obssessed with the jiuyuan trope where it's like:

sy: i'm literally like the Plainest and most Boring person to ever exist. sqq, whose cold beauty is truly unparalleled, probably would rather jump off a cliff than be seen with me.

sqq: i don't know who sy thinks he is, trying to bank on his pretty face whilst acting all small and humble. little does he know, i see through all of his schemes. his flattery means nothing to me.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Having more thoughts about SY recreating Qing Jing peak in PIDW (Link) and what if number of kids adopted disciples are the peak lords reborn.

Feral little SJ who SY recused and is now super protective him, following him around like a duckling because 'Shizun has no self preservation instincts and is to nice'. A mini LQG who wants to fight and also mus protect SY, and then YQY who just wants to keep SJ safe.

All of them adore SY and when Bingge shows up all of them seeing how Bingge looks at SY and NOPE not their Shizun! We know how big your harem is like hell we're letting you take our Shizun and make him one of your hundred wives FUCK OFF.

Bingge is being cock blocked by horde of overprotective ducklings... who all look uncannily familiar.

All of whom know how to utilize puppy dog eyes and can distract SY from his wooing.

Bonus: MQF survived finds his way back wanders into Qing Jing peak that is not in ruins??? sees SY and reborn sect siblings and just like ... you know what life is weird enough this may as way happen and moves in as medic.

Moshang Bonus: SQH who was reborn as SQH is reborn and SY finds him SQH is not happy 'Goddamn you shitty system you got me killed and now I have to live again as an NPC! where is my refund I do not want to go through puberty a THIRD TIME'

Then meets cucumber bro while older and see's Qing Jing peak and just internally screaming

SQH 'BRO DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE???'

SY 'Yes i've made a safe home for all these children who faced the consequences of YOUR HACK WRITING!'

SQH is the oldest there after SY so he's put in charge of the little 'monsters' whenever SY leaves... he hates it tyhey always try to run and follow SY, they've imprinted on him and he cannot keep them away from him.Also crying toddlers and kids whenever SY isn't there which airplane can't stop!

Not to mention every time his bro leaves he comes back with more kids! Bro you're worse than batman please stop!

Then one time MBJ comes along with Bingge on wooing mission (MBJ is meant to distract the children so that Bingge can talk to SY) only MBJ is moping because SQH accidentally died (SQH thinks MBJ killed him but it was an accident and MBJ has been in mourning for years)

MBJ sees SQH out of corner of eye and is gone he is there jsut staring at what he knows is his Qinghua! While SQH is screaming 'JHE'S GOING TO KILL ME AGAIN! oh no my king whose been taking care of you? Is he ok-forget that i'm going to dieeee AGAIN!!'

Whereas on other side of peak Bingge is frantically looking around at where his cockblocker blocker has gone to.

[tsiftor]

Wait, I'm actually envious of the art collab... I wanna do a svsss art collab...!!

[fangirlingpuggle]

So been having more thoughts about Wife SY (Links here, here and here) only instead of Bingge groveling what if? Bingmei?

SY transmigrates into wife when either a baby or very young and solves entire life and causes plot deviations from get go, since wife didn't actually have a plot and was a throw away line.

SY wins over LGJ and MBJ. These 2 have had SY from a day and will destroy everyone in this room if they are hurt in anyway. They adore SY. Both are super overprotective as SY is sickly. As half human while young the ice powers cause them to very very ill (it gets better as SY gets stronger but initially is very vulnerable)

While SY is still young some Mobei siblings think SY is getting to much favor and plan to get rid of loose end. SQH hears this and tells MBJ and SY is sent away somewhere safe while LGJ and MBJ 'clean house'. (Plus they know SY likes SQH they'll follow him around and rant at him over some books the two have read)

Safe being with SQH (As MBJ future husband, not that SQH realizes this) so SY is now on cang qiong peak.

SQH is freaking out like 'cucumber bro please just stay in house and lay low please!'

SY does not lay low, SY has been stuck in Northern palace all his/her life, they've read the entire libraries twice over. They are on cang qiong which means all the peaks different libraries, cultivator texts new books!

They'll law low and pretend to be a disciple no one will notice.

Everyone notices.

SY does not have protagonist halo protecting them and is clocked almost instantly as a half demon.... but peak lords aren't sure what to do with this very clearly sick very obviously half demon who is just reading.

LQG doesn't even try and fight he feels awkward like kicking a tiny sick puppy he can't do it. This doesn't feel fair at all, also the little demon sees him and smiles and compliments him and 'MU-SHIDI SOMETHINGS WRONG ME'

The peak lords are all confused and then realize little demon is coming from An Ding and collectively turn to SQH who is cursing out cucumber bro but bullshits that 'Oh that's just a friends cousin I said i'd look after them'. All the peak lords assume it's on the human side of SY lineage, SQH does not correct them.

SY of course spends a lot of time on Qing Jing peak(SJ got so many rare books from YQY) and of course sees protagonist and 'oh poor little sheep I can't go help him' and besides SY is disguised and wife is so forgotten it shouldn't cause any plot problems right???

Of course SY is instantly doting on Binghe helping him cultivate and learn art and music (of course they were taught it) and teaching all about beasts (a lot he will face in abyss). Binghe is beyond smitten and also so protective over SY, insisting on cooking for and helping them around because it's clear they aren't well, and also because SY praises their cooking so much and pats his head.

Things carry on until invasion, which SY is hiding in back for until Binghe nearly gets hurt and SY can't help it they jump in the way. Only for SHL to recognizes SY and freak the fuck out kicking elder skyhammer off the mountain herself. 'OH GOD YOU NEARLY KILLED THE PRINCESS OF THE NORTH ARE YOU MAD!'

Everyone bluescreening as SHL scoops up SY and nopes out calling SY PRINCESS???

This leads to SQH fleeing to North also where him and SY are just like '....so plot may be a bit messed up' cause SQH can't do invasion now... they're not sure whats happening.

Binghe is getting visit from Meng Mo and interrupts his speech

LBH: So would being demon emperor mean I could marry princess of the North?

MM: Yes

LBH: I have no more questions reach me everything

Years later when alliance marriage happens SY is confused 'he should have married the major wives first?...why are people calling me empress? what is going on?'

[allpiesforourown]

Roommate binghe interpreting his wet dreams as nightmares

Binghe: yuan ge I had a nightmare that some monster had caught you and I couldn't save you!

What he actually dreamt: shen yuan naked caught by a tentacle monster having his hole and throat fucked while he's groped

[fangirlingpuggle]

Another Binggeyuan AU where SY accidentally recreates Qing Jing peak.

SY transmigrates as random NPC and becomes wandering cultivator while traveling he keeps finding kids all orphans or abandoned, both demon and human. The chaos of realms being merged caused a lot of fall out and made places way more dangerous.

Of course SY can't leave this kids alone and he can't travel with so many so he decides to find place to set up a base, somewhere he can make safe for these kids and maybe even teach them how to protect themselves.

He finds a mountain that's clearly been long abandoned and a fight happened here because it seems it must have had a lot of fire damage. but there are still remnants of seals so he can reinforce them again and it's safe for his kids.

It takes time and qi forced healing (and system inference) but the mountain does seem to heal grass and a lot of bamboo grow back.

It's nice and peaceful now, he's found even more kids and all of hem are safe. They follow him around and have started calling him Shizun, they're also copying him by choosing green robes like the ones he wear. They're all so adorable.

Imagine Bingge's surprise when while trying to find a kind shziun he ends up on qing jing peak.... only this isn't another world? Why it is green? why is it full of happy disciples? Many of whom are dmeon or half dmeon??? Then he turns and sees someone who looks almost identical to SQQ there.

Apparently he didn't need to go to countless worlds to find kind Shizun he could have just the checked the peak.

Alternatively SY finds a lost/abandoned child who he very quickly realizes is one of Binghe's. (Apparently harem member decided to pull a Linguang Jun and drop poor thing in the middle of hostile territory.

Of course SY saves poor little sheep he waits for someone try and find the little one but turns out kid is apparently very neglected and has been targeted and hurt by harem infighting before. SY decides fuck it my kid now.

Bingge ends up finding out months later, among his Shizun searching that one of kids kids has been missing for months!

He end sup going to find him, cue seeing qing jing peak and a kind Shizun carrying little half heavenly demon around.

[remieil]

collab with @moo-chemia for mermay !! this was her lines + my colours, featuring pirate!SJ and mer!SY from her AU 🐟 this was a lot of fun ehe :3c

[moo-chemia]

mermay collab with @remieil! she drew/lined her scum villain's beloved pet fish au and i coloured it

go check out their side of the collab where they coloured my lineart ^^

[tryingtofindmycomputer]

Shen Yuan goes to the market and finds a small meimei who accidentally got lost from their guardian and ended up clinging to him as Shen Yuan looks similar to her baba. She is crying and snotty everywhere so Shen Yuan goes around buying her candy and sitting her down where there is staff who can help. The employees send a message to each other about a small girl named Ning Yingying who was lost in the crowd from her parent.

Shen Yuan stays there for a bit till hearing footsteps rapidly approaching along with an awfully pretty guy with his hair slightly disheveled who seems to be her baba. Shen Yuan exhales relieved as he didn't know what he would do if Ning Yingying started crying for the fifth time.

That was until the man started yelling at him???? Why was he being called shameless?? He is being reprimanded and he doesn't even know what he did wrong! He hasn't ever met this man in his till today, second number one and counting!!

The security manages to calm down the man, Shen Jiu (they have similar last names, what!), and explain the situation. Apparently the guy thought for whatever reason that Shen Yuan was trying to take advantage of the kid and it was him who somehow got her lost. "I see." Is all he says and he doesn't look remorseful or sorry at all! What an asshole! ... Shen Yuan will cut him some slack since the guy did just lose his daughter but he could be a bit grateful and not glare at him like he is scum.

Shen Jiu tries to take Yingying but she wasn't budging, clinging to Shen Yuan and saying she wanted for "this big brother" to "come with them home" or something like that. Shen Yuan honestly started to disassociate after the first two minutes due to how unreal and bizarre this situation was.

In the end they ended up exchanging numbers and both had reluctantly agreed to met up and hangout. This was mostly Yingying wanting to hangout with the cool big brother and her baba tagging aling because he doesn't trust him but details. All to which Yingying had dubbed herself the 'ultimate wingman' and kept leaving them alone in weird places like closets for whatever reason (I really don't think this is how you play tag and I'm sure I'm not misremembering!).

[rhiangalaxy]

when the doodle requests are open again, YQY being baby trapped by SY somehow would be funny

For some reason I read this as accidentally baby trapped but I'll leave it up to interpretation if SY intended for this to happen and is just acting his ass off 😭Thanks for the rq!!

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. A caption at the top says "A few months after an "eventful" night hunt...." Peak Lord!Shen Yuan with a noticeable baby bump bursts into Yue Qingyuan's office with a nervous expression as he says "Shixiong I think there was more to that plant than we thought." YQY turns his head from where he's sat as his desk and stares at SY's baby bump with flushed surprise. End ID]

[fangirlingpuggle]

Ended up combining my SY advisor (link) and SY PIDW wife (link) AU's

Where SY is one og Bingge's wives and basically running everything trying to take burden off Bingge. Not that's he's ever noticed. He is full on running the realms while LBH is away. People have to stop themselves slipping up and calling SY emperor/empress.

Bingge doesn't notice and SY is just overlooked constantly he tries not to let it bother him, it's fine he's able to fix for things for Bingge he's busy... it's been years and he hasn't even tried to see him once or notice but it's fine. Really it's fine he's fine.

So what if he's the one running the country, and the one who sits by Bingge's bedside when he does get injured (Only he had to leave for 1 moment to sort out a court issue and in that time Bingge woke up alone and called for one of his other wives to fix the issue because of course he was affected by a papapa plot plant) and so what if when Bingge does walk past him he doesn't even look at him. It's fine, SY is fine...

Only then the Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens. Bingge is laser focused on getting a kind shizun as his empress...

So to clear harem he starts divorcing wives, including SY.

SY just shattered and it's. OK IT'S NOT FINE HE'S UPSET AND PISSED AND FUCK THIS SHIT.

SY leaves and goes back to wherever the wives family is.

... it doesn't take a week for everything to go to shit.

Advisors and nobles and every member of palace staff is freaking out everything's broken.

Bingge is pulled out of his Shziun focus tasks only to find everything almost on fire and what is happening? why isn't this stuff done? wait he's meant to do this? He's never done this? He doesn't know how to do this?

Cue him having to run realms and figure out how this has just broken whose been doing this before? How much of his job have they been doing? What do you mean it was a wife?

He goes to find wife and finds very upset and unhappy SY who is not coming back and refuses a proposal. Bingge having to woo him and slowly realizing he did have a kind Shziun.

He was married to his kind Shziun.

He divorced his kind Shziun.

There is a lot of grovelling after that.

[screamingpotatoes]

@bafflednpc you are absolutely right

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

SVSSS au prompt: Shen Yuan realizes his favorite author is becoming a pandering papapa writer and reaches out to yell at Xiang Fei for being a hack writer. Only for Xiang Fei to get upset back at him, inadvertently confessing his financial difficulties and how he had no choice but to pander to his audience. So, Shen Yuan, rich and full of righteous anger over his favorite novelist being forced to write papapa against his will, decides to simply pay Xiang Fei a living wage in order to get his sweet, sweet Binghe content. Unknown to Shen Yuan, him and Xiang Fei have very different ideas of what a "living wage" is, and Shen Yuan is about to change Xiang Fei's life.

All because Xiang Fei tried to pander to his audience with papapa.

[saibell-c-t]

I read this post a while ago about cumplane besties using Can Qiong's rainbow bridges like rainbow road from Mario Kart and I just couldn't get it out of my head about how absolutely funny that would be so I made it.

I also can't find the original post so if y'all find it please tag me or send it or whatever way you'd guys want to inform me, so that I give credit to the og. I also can't remember everything that was on the post but I think there was more I can't remember.

Here's full view btw:

[tsiftor]

Reblog by @tsiftor

💬 13  🔁 496  ❤️ 2480 · I want everyone to keep in mind that the 12 peaks are connected by rainbow bridges. Fucking RAINBOW BRIDGES. SQH and

here’s the post!