I Dont Regret This Url, Yet

League has taken over my life. Send help.

[vonnabeee]

19/26 ENDINGS

[gorgonling]

☆ more fish girl~ nami from league of legends; she’s more fish than the other girls so far but no less cute! ☆

[elpollodelamuerte-deactivated20]

A Cruel Angel’s Thesis intro:

The rest of the song:

[iguanamouth]

anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work

bonus reject design

[hellospriggan]

Admire my fox and her cute boyfriend! She’s too pretty for words and I’m getting nothing done when she’s around aaaahhh

[fawnivy]

do not repost. 

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Real NY Times headline - “Should Immigrants Have Human Rights?”

[brehaaorgana]

IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT THAT WHITE PPL SEE IMMIGRANTS (ESPECIALLY LATIN@ ONES) AS NON-HUMAN. 

[9secretsigns]

great question but gee bob i dunno…we don’t wanna run out of human rights by giving them away willy nilly!

[tsm-trashcan]

Sometimes I forget that nobody actually checks sources, so um. Just so everyone knows nyti.ms/1y1axhj is the article that he links and the actual title is “ When Immigrants Lose Their Human Rights” which is an article about the dangers of removing the rights of immigrants.

[tsm-trashcan]

Like literally a direct quote “Some people would say that “illegal immigrants” should have no legal rights at all, precisely because their very presence is “illegal.” But no one really would defend that view if they thought about it for a moment. The fact that immigrants have settled without authorization does not mean that it’s O.K. to kill them or beat them up or rob them. Even “illegals” are entitled to protection of their basic human rights, and most people acknowledge this in principle.”

[atane-deactivated20200604]

Real NY Times headline - “Should Immigrants Have Human Rights?”

[brehaaorgana]

IN CASE ANYONE FORGOT THAT WHITE PPL SEE IMMIGRANTS (ESPECIALLY LATIN@ ONES) AS NON-HUMAN. 

[9secretsigns]

great question but gee bob i dunno…we don’t wanna run out of human rights by giving them away willy nilly!

[tsm-trashcan]

Sometimes I forget that nobody actually checks sources, so um. Just so everyone knows nyti.ms/1y1axhj is the article that he links and the actual title is “ When Immigrants Lose Their Human Rights” which is an article about the dangers of removing the rights of immigrants.

[sunshinelixies]

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

[killerchickadee]

I’ve never seen most of these AND there was my beloved fresh avocado so A+ all around.

[perpdurp-deactivated20200922]

Lmao the guy who slaps the ping pong ball in beer pong is my boyfriends brother

[jklmarco]

[carcinogeneticst]

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

[brianthuff]

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

[phillillillip]

“You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead.”

“You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.”

“You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude.”

“You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer.”

“You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room.”

“In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

“You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff.”

“You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead.”

“While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly.”

[mousathe14]

I CANT BREATHE

[jackalopetracks]

This is even better than the last time I reblogged this.

[shakieran]

made a vine compilation nbd

[clonerightsagenda]

My brother shared another great DnD story with me. 

So the adventurers had picked up a girl who’d caught cold, and as she was coughing some guy on the street offered her candy. Naturally, as they had been well trained by their parents, they refused. The guy apologized and clarified. “My name is Nicola Ricola,” he explained, “and these are my newly invented cough drops.” 

Since he’s just starting his business, he needs money, so he asks the adventuring team to help him raid an ancient city jampacked with treasure. Once, a long time ago, a king demanded he be buried in a huge pyramid + enormous city complex. He got a bunch of slaves to start building, but died partway through construction. They kept working, but the force of his greed was so great that even when they died they got up and kept working. So there’s this ancient city being constantly expanded and repaired by an army of dead. And of course it’s jampacked with loot.

So they raid the place, and as they’re headed out Nicola mentions in an aside that he’s glad that curse wasn’t true. They pressure him, but he just says something is supposed to happen to anyone who steals the treasure, but they’re fine. 

A while later, he contacts them again asking for protection duty. Something has been killing off other members of the expedition. They take shelter in a room and then hear something banging down the hallway toward them. The door flies open, and the king’s sarcophagus pounds into the room. It deflects all their attacks with its evil magic, until Nicola flings a cough drop at it. Then it turns and bounces away again, never to be seen again. Because nothing stops a coffin like Ricola.

I just have to make my peace with the fact that my brother is a better DM than I will ever be.

[liberalsarecool]

Trump the Bully, a silver-spooned racist.

[throwingbricksatcops]

[voynichs]

british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind

american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me

[paticmak]