月

hi i am meg!! she/her

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im a flirting machine with no off button

[curseworm]

hubris will be your downfall

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

kind of sexy of you to say that

[claycaduceus]

[galacticambition]

*drinks a pepsi and goes into a popeye powerup sequence but it’s my organs shutting down*

[kokomiin]

Are you polish?

nope

[kokomiin]

[xxziggystardust]

[radicalapollo]

If you wear socks in this room you will bust your ass harder than anyone has ever busted ass.

[depechepacito]

*pours you a nice refreshing glass of thick water*

[xenosagaepisodeone]

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

[beyonceisstraight]

if you live that long

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[causticcorvid-deactivated202011]

We get it you go to private school god

[non-binary-bun]

All y’all saying ed sheeran doesn’t have struggles like

Being that ugly can’t be easy

[dantecain]

This is like… really mean?

Ed Sheeran does have struggles and he’s been through some rough shit.

You know he ran away from home at 14, right?

[non-binary-bun]

What really? Fuck I had no idea

[dantecain]

Yeah.

And The Shire hasn’t been the same without him.

[killue]

king julien off the shits

[meanplastic]

[hausmensch]

Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…

[slimegargoyle]

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things

[barbaraskibros]

Unmarried person spotted.

[slimegargoyle]

you seem straight 

[gjume]

we sgouldve just stayed monkeys and worried about if were gonna get enough seeds to eat the next morning

[thebootydiaries]

[splendidland]

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder