i have never seen evangelion.

i'm john! i like tsm and being cool.

[tsmprankster]

how can you see into my eyes like open doors.

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

any more song requests for me to make fun of you with

[tsmprankster]

no. please just end this.

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

tsmprankster

i got a microphone

[tsmprankster]

i NOTICED.

[tsmprankster]

i logged in out of confusion. now i’m just afraid.

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

tsmprankster

Keep reading

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

tsmprankster

[tsmprankster]

who wants to hear a joke? i have so many jokes. i’ve been working on this list all day and it’s literally just a list of jokes. that’s it. jokes.

[s1st3r-deactivated20170927]

JOK3S ON YOU, S4US4G3 GRUB! H4!

[tsmprankster]

wow. why do i even talk to you when all you do is bully me.

[s1st3r-deactivated20170927]

D1D 1 JUST COMPL1M3NT YOU? OR D1D 1 COMPL1M3NT YOUR 1CON

W3 M4Y N3V3R KNOW

[tsmprankster]

wow. way to take a compliment and make it way less of a compliment. and to think i almost thought you were nice.

[s1st3r-deactivated20170927]

P3P3 TH4T H4S H41R 4ND 1SNT UGLY

[tsmprankster]

wow. did you just compliment me? i. uh. thanks?

[tsmprankster]

s1st3r said: NOT P3P3

yes pepe! maybe i was pepe all along. what if i am the rarest pepe of them all?

[tsmprankster]

i follow so many people with pepe icons that i’m not even sure who i am anymore.

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

because you love me

[tsmprankster]

that is a lie. who told you that.

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

ha ha thats what you get for being a nerdlord

[tsmprankster]

what the hell. why do i even bother with you?

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

i honestly cant disprove this assertion because i live on a dead version of alternia now, gg

[tsmprankster]

well. have fun with that, i guess? meanwhile, i have to deal with all of the 2009 scene kids, which is pretty awful.

[doritoz-deactivated20151117]

what is it

[tsmprankster]

the world is dying, dave. you are the last of us to survive. this message is being recorded in the year 2009. by the time you wake, it should be 2015. do your best to survive, will you? good luck.