𓂃ᜒִ 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗯 |mcyt|dc|anime

a dream kinnie which can't decide between a psychopath and a tall memory boy

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Jason: *gets hit by a car*

Dick: oh my god, are you okay?!

Jason: p-please .. i need my phone..

Jason: *opens twitter*

Jason: LMAOOOOO Y'ALL WOULDN'T GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED

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Jason: Yeah so that guy that was flirting with you died of natural causes.

Tim: ... you literally pushed him off of a roof.

Jason: gravity is natural.

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Tim: *turns on lamp for reading*

Jason: You might as well call me the lamp..

Tim: Why..

Jason: Because you turn me on.

Tim: *slams book shut*

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Tim, talking about Jason: You may be in his DMs

Jason: ..

Tim: But i'm in his pants every night.

Jason: *choking noises* you jusT diDN't-