Kei

»|| Curiosity kills the cat ||«

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OBM Character responding to the TikTok trend "English or Spanish? First one to move is gay."

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Would not move at all. Bros are locked in

Mammon, Leviathan, Diavolo, Luke

Would not move, does not care.

Belphie, Barbatos, Solomon, Raphael

Will say "Don't disturb me with those kinds of nonsense." But will absolutely not move if you say "First one to move is gay."

Lucifer, Satan, Mephistopheles

"Oh honey I'm gay for you~"

Asmodeus, Thirteen, Solomon

Wouldn't gonna hear you over his munching and will say "what?"

Beelzebub

I for sure Luke will definitely gonna cry if you do this to him.

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Satan, unknowingly talking: Cats eats their kitten when it's about to die...

MC: Bro, what the actual fck?

Satan: oh, sorry, my bad.

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Mammon: What if we didn't broke up? What if we comeback?

Mammon: What if we work?

MC: If we work, then we have money.

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Toxic Traits

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Tw!: adultery, gambling, strong use of words,

CC: lucifer, mammon, levi, satan

A/n: this is really not of a hc, I just threw some rando bs here lmao

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Lucifer is just straight-up ignoring you, not even batting an eye. He just really finds you a nuisance and annoying.

You're the one who fell in love first and initiated the relationship with him by confessing. He just accepted it just because he felt it his duty to make your stay satisfying and comfortable at the Devildom.

You know for the fact that everything he does and everything he says is only for Diavolo's sake–so you're not surprised when he's just ignoring all your sweet gestures and tendencies, and him getting all rage when you do 'something stupid that could ruin Diavolo's image'.

You always visit him during the afternoon break time. But this time, you made an extra effort since you got into a fight with him in the morning, 'Just like being a good lover, what could possibly go wrong–right?' you think to yourself. You sighed at the thought that you could be just ignored once again like every other day, but as soon as you opened the door you felt like a bucket of cold water just splashed down onto your head.

At the table, Lucifer's getting comforted by a witch–wrapped by his arms, and tasting each other's lips.

You scoff a laugh seeing the terrible sight. "You wouldn't even touch me your papers, but now you let her sit on it while you taste her lips?" Lucifer got stunned when he saw you leaning at the door frame of his office, "Oh, forgive me, I didn't consider that you actually don't love me. I'm sorry I got blinded by my love for you." And with that, you stormed out of the room without waiting for their response.

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You never find Mammon in the house–If you do, he's just always sneaking and stealing things.

Even on your anniversaries, he's not on your side. He doesn't ponder that much about your relationship with him, he only thinks about himself we could say.

You may find him in the casino, or the streets–doing a part-time job or just simply selling some of your things. You never know where he spends all of the money he collects–some lavish things, some luxury he never needed, or to just simply pay off his debt that you know for a damn well that he never pays for, you really don't know. He never tells you this whole time you're tied with him.

Today is one of those said anniversaries. You're always worried about Mammon getting home late, but this time he's much later than usual.

Your ass can't stay in one place, you phase around your room, still not seeing your lover the whole day.

So you came to the idea of looking for him on the street night of the Devildom. Even if it's dangerous for a human like you, you still go out and look for him.

Not long after looking for him, you found him in his favorite casino–Drunk and passed out, mumbling repeatedly his winning.

This is it? Did you get worried over nothing?

You just sighed and tried not to let your tears fall.

"Mammon, that's enough. Let's go home." You tried to shake him awake.

"What?" He got a frown on his face, looking at you like you're a pest.

"I said let's go home.." your voice becomes shaky.

"Will ya' just leave me alone!? Tonight is my lucky night!" He raised his hand with a bottle in his grip.

"Come on, Mammon. You're drunk already.."

"Aya! I said leave me 'lone!" He shoved your hand which caused you to fall on your footing. "You always say do this, do that! Why can't ya' just understand me!? Stop stopping my fun, will ya'!?"

And with that, you snapped. Tears flowed down, you stood up. "We'll forgive me if I can't understand you? You never tell me anything regarding you. And I'm sorry for worrying about you."

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You usually hang out in Leviathan's room. But all the time you're there, he's just in front of his monitor.

You don't have a choice of asking to play with him so you can have bonding together.

"Do whatever you want, just don't be a burden to the team." You just nodded, smiling enthusiastically.

Leviathan made you play a support role since that's the easiest role he could give you.

The game starts, and you're getting dizzy with the withs and whats of the game. You're always dying and can't play properly since you're just new to it. Every time you get slayed, you can hear him hissed, curse when you let the low life escape, or you click his tongue when you get his buff.

As the opponent wiped your team out, he turned at you.

"How can you be so stupid? That's really the easiest character in this game and you still manage to be like that!?" He's fuming mad.

"Levi, it's my first time to pla-" You flinched when he threw his mouse down to the table.

"Tch. Even an infant can play that. You're just a noob."

You slammed the phone down to his table, shaking in anger as you looked at him "Then let that infant play with you." you then just left him stunned and unable to process what happened.

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Satan wouldn't let you touch his books, even just a teeny tiny bit of touch, in your whole stay in the Devildom, even if you're in a relationship with him.

He never clarified why, so you just assumed that he simply treasures his books a lot. And of course, you understand that.

When you hang out in his room, he's just buried in his book, reading quietly and not wanting to be disturbed.

He may think you're just a disturbance, but he didn't show any signs that you're one, but he didn't show any signs that you're welcome either.

You just come and go as you please.

Sometimes, you get lucky to have him read you a book and make him talk about it–even though it's boring, you're more than happy to listen.

One afternoon, you got snacks for you too. It's a nice day for you since today Satan promised he'll read a book for you.

As you enter his room, Satan is nowhere to be found.

You placed the tray of snacks on the table in his room. You jumped around, wandering inside his room, looking around and humming–you can't contain your excitement.

"Hmm, what book will Nyatan read to me?" You scroll to his books with your eyes, fingers to your mouth. You don't want to touch it having the thoughts that Satan may get mad.

"Ahh-" Books trampled on you, and you got buried with it. You pushed the books aside, your body hurting like you got crushed by a car. Luckily the whole shelf didn't fall on you.

"I told you not to touch the books!" The door flew open, there's Satan frowning down at you.

"I didn't-" you didn't finish what you're saying as Satan grabbed your arm, "Satan, that hurts-" you grunt in pain. Satan just threw you to his bed and started to pick up his book.

Satan just kept quiet, maintaining his wrath on him.

"I didn't touch it, really.." fidgeting with your fingers, tears forming in your eyes. "I swear.."

"Can you just please shut up?"

Tears streamed down, you just remained to look at your hands.

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Lucifer in his yassified demon form Barbie Dress 💅🏻

Just some scribble scrabble lmao

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Lucifer but his demon form is dressed like this

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Lucifer in his yassified demon form 💅🏻

Just a quick doodle in this form lmao

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MC: *laughing* Oh my Dia, I'm so funny!

Satan, flipping pages through his book not batting an eye to MC: No, you're mentally unstable.

MC: Oh...

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MC, who just got home: Why Mammon's hang in the ceiling again?

Asmo:*snickering and giggling* Well...

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*Earlier*

Lucifer, scolding the brothers: I will be frank to all of you-

Mammon:*raises hand* Can I still be Mammon?

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*MC takes home a street cat and adopted it*

Satan: Why do they get to adopt a cat!? And why can't I!? What kind of nepotism is this!?

Lucifer: Because if you adopt a cat, I'm sure it will end up like a hurricane just passed by.

Satan, sulking and pouting: favoritism...

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MC: *crying and dramatically singing a heartbroken song*

Lucifer, facepalm: And there they go, breaking their hearts on imaginative scenarios that they have never experience yet.

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Satan–tutoring MC in biology: Sp3rm contains 2% sugar in it...

MC: Really?

Satan: *nodding*

MC: *looks at Lucifer confused* Then why your's ain't sweet?

Lucifer:...

Satan looks at them in disgust: I'm out.

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Blood Moon, the demons are in heat

A one shot smut between Lucifer X Mc

A/n: This is not very detailed smut since I'm not still comfortable and still lacking in this genre, thank you.

Gn! Mc | Read at your own risk, thank you.

It's a blood moon, the demons are in heat. Even your greatest enemy, Lucifer can't escape these kinds of circumstances.

You walked down on a red tinted hallway with a small stack of papers in your hands. Since the day is almost over and you think he may be fine already. You don't have any choice to go to his office since you immediately need his signature to finish the task that is given to you.

You gently knocked on the door of his office in the library. You got no response so you held the knob and turned it. Luckily it's not locked.

As soon as you opened the door you saw Lucifer trying to relieve himself, helplessly. He's so red and drenched in sweat. You're a bit shocked–although you recovered immediately.

Since you don't have any choice, he looked tired and unable to climax. You gave him a deal.

You'll give him pleasure, in exchange he needs to stay away from you after and you'll go back home to the human realm.

He agrees.

You're on his bed. Fully naked. You're all fours, ready to take him in. Lucifer starts to touch your skin. His hands trailed on your spine to your hips. You can feel the hotness on his hands.

As he immediately puts his shaft with no preparation–you gasped for air. You didn't need it either way, you're already aroused and affected by his heat.

He started moving, moving immediately in a fast phase, you buried your face on the pillow you're holding and bit it, shouting and mumbling "I love you, I fcking love you–fuck-haa..." In repeat.

You really don't want to go back to the human realm. But you don't have a choice. You have feelings for Lucifer. He doesn't know and you don't want him to know. These little feelings of yours started to grow more and you need to end this as soon as you can.

He's starting to thrust faster and rougher. You can feel him filling you up with warmth and thick liquid inside. He held your hand and put it above the level of your head. He leans kissing your ears.

Your eyes flew open when he suddenly growled and whispered the words you can't imagine him saying to you. "I love you."

His hips start to move slowly. He turned you around. You cover your mouth with your arms. Tears streaming down. Your visions are a bit blurry but you can still see Lucifer's gentle eyes looking directly at you and only you.

The blood moon is already gone. The clear moon light reflecting on his skin–giving you the clear view of the demon's beauty. He indeed has stunning beauty as the books you've read are telling you.

He removed your arms from your mouth. "P-Please tell me you love me too.." You remained silent. You can see the sadness in his eyes.

When he saw that there's no sign of you talking he just looked down and started slowly thrusting at you again. But this time he hugged you while still holding your hand.

You bit your lips to try to stop your tears but you failed to stop it. He started to thrust fast indicating that he's nearly on his climax. You hugged Lucifer tightly. "I love you." You buried your face on his neck. "I love you, Lucifer." You repeated.

He let go of your hand and looked at you. He smiles gently–He caresses your cheek and looks at you lovingly like you're the most beautiful thing he has ever seen... He then leans closer and kissed you passionately.

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Imagine

There’s an event at the demon lord’s castle and there’s the current ruler of the kingdom, Diavolo, sitting on his throne, getting eaten by boredom. Standing beside him quietly, Barbatos.

Music starts to play.. Lucifer approaches Diavolo asking for a dance. Diavolo gladly accepted the offer leaving Barbatos alone standing beside the empty throne.

“May I have this dance?” a sudden voice came from behind, it was Solomon.

At first, Barbatos is still hesitant to accept it, but as he saw his Young Master having fun and didn’t need his service–He gladly accepted it.

The music still playing in the background, Solomon and Barbatos started to dance.

As the two of them dance, Barbatos can sense sharp eyes gazing at them. He peeks to see who's looking at them. He’s surprised that it’s Diavolo.

Diavolo looked at them with a sharp burning gaze–frowning and thinking ‘Why?’...

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Levi: *got a small package arrived*

MC: what's that? *Pointing at the package*

Levi sweating and stuttering: T-This is n-nothing-

Mammon sneaking and grabbing the package: The heck, bro? bath water? Really?

Levi: I-

MC looking disappointed but not suprise: You know that I can't keep defending you right?

Levi: Yeah, who like a gross and weird otaku anyways...

MC: *sighs*

Solomon coming from behind, whispering at Levi: Is that xxxx's bath water? Give me the link later... *Taps Levi's shoulder*

MC and Mammon looks at him in disbelief:

Solomon: *shrugs* what?

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MC: *wakes up Belphegor*

Belphie: Why did you wake me up?

MC: Because it's morning and you should be awake.

Belphie: *laying back down*

MC: *proceeds to wake Belphegor up*

Belphie: I didn't know you wanted to die today?