SLUG PRINCESS

drinker by day, drinker by night, godaime hokage in between. affiliated with the shinobi collective. / header.

[p-st]

first post of the year is half a family photo after sakura’s first spar! (the other half is shizune and tonton)

[tsunadenojutsu]

@sakura-nojutsu

[llamaemilia-deactivated20220201]

Tonton: (´・(oo)・｀)

The council: why is there a pig here

Tsunade: you show some goddamn respect she’s a lady. The only pigs here are your secret police force

[vikawicca-deactivated20181129]

A day back in june via https://instagram.com/fernkid

[pglang]

my whole vibe is on do not disturb

[msmarycrawley]

Tsunade writing a letter: Jiraiya, if you are reading this

Shizune: can Jiraiya even read?

Tsunade: Naruto, if you are reading this to Jiraiya

Shizune: can NARUTO read?

Tsunade:

Tsuade: Gamabunta,

[rayshippouuchiha]

tsunade has few joys left in life and watching jiraiya get tortured by children is at/near the top of the list

Tsunade’s List of Joy:

1. Shizune*

2. Naruto*

3. Gambling

4. Jiraiya’s ceaseless torture at the hands of gremlins barely passed puberty.

*sake is not a joy, it is a necessity*

[sakuras-bitch]

Cecile Daigo as Tsunade appreciation post

[1rakus]

tsunade loses all their money gambling one night and orochimaru is like oh that's fine i'll just go mug someone in an alley. be right back! and jiraiya is just like ahahaha orochimaru's so funny :) and then orochimaru comes back with like $300 in cash and jiraiyas like omg you gambled the money back! and tsunade and orochimaru make eye contact like yeah... yeah sure

[1rakus]

tsunade confronts him after like hey we cant go mugging people. have some pride. and orochimaru is like i knew you'd say that so i actually stole some guy's kidney and sold it. and tsunades like ok good.

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[platycryptus]

pancake slug (Leidyula floridana). Florida, 12/26/18

animals really don’t get better than this do they

[worm-suggestion]

Uwaa!

Thought you were a stone at first!

[shizune-no-jutsu]

@tsunadenojutsu katsuyu 💕

[pondweeds]

[catkola]

You all are fucking dumb except for the ladies with big boobs. you are smart :)

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[xxviolet]

All hokages have one brain cell in total and it belongs to Tsunade

Idea from @kaka_lover3535 on Twitter

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[milfsmackdown]

glitter itachi... im begging u, thank u in advance if not then tsuande, my hearts weak for her

[narutocap]