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I'll probably be way less active on this account, but follow me on @caramelvanillateas if you want continue following me ig

#for mutuals but for whomever else #might come back sometime but i hate switching back and forth between accounts

I say this ever semester but I'm... So ready for next semester

BIG. FUCKING. MOOD.

I'm so sick of this semester and going to school everday... writing essay and shit...

Next semester is just chem, math, and spanish. All math. No essays. No school on Fridays.

Anything you're looking forward to next semester?

hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

cuddlingwithsatan

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

miiriya

fslut

One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shit

bigleoenergy

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

fslut

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

candiikismet

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

beyoncessweat

EAR YOUR HEART OUT JOJO SIWA

mens-rights-activia

Willow Smith walked so they could run tbh

la-potato-princess

@calicocoin @starw4rs

gwuwwy

Saw the smeet Zim had for one page in the comics, got attached, drew this lmao

Later probably:

thewriterkb

The valid Egyptian passport of the mummy of pharaoh Ramesses II.

In 1974, Egyptologists working with the mummy of Ramesses II realized that the pharaoh was deteriorating rapidly, and wanted to send it to Paris to be examined by a team of experts.

Under Egyptian law, even deceased individuals are required to have documentation to leave the country. Not only that, there was concern that the mummy would not be allowed to leave Paris. Giving the pharaoh a passport would allow it equal rights as a citizen in an international location.

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dankmemeuniversity

pencil-peach

Not being able to get on desktop yet while people are panicking about a terrible update feels like sitting in a dark room and every so often a gunshot goes off and it gets closer every time

mamakay93-deactivated20190129

Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

teratomarty

Important information! Insurance coverage decisions are made by medically ignorant bean-counters. Until we can dismantle the whole shitty system, know how to scare them into submission.

nerdgasrnz

This is like that procedure Mr. Incredible told that old lady

un-un-creative

Phos after meeting lil Goshe

theminingengineer

moscowstudyblr

Teen French expressions

For if you want to make hip young friends.

Disclaimer: French people complain a lot. A lot. Don’t be surprised if 90% of these expressions are complaining.

Non mais oh - say this if someone does something mildly annoying and you want to express your shock and distaste.

Tu me fais chier - (alt. tu me fais chier, là.) literally ‘you make me shit’. means you’re pissing me off.

Carrément - translates to ‘squarely’. Means ‘literally’. If someone tells you something surprising or annoying, you can answer simply “ah carrément.” see: tu me fais carrément chier.

J’hallucine / je rêve - are you annoyed by something? say these.

C’est pas possible - a classic. anything bad happens - c’est pas possible. There is no cheese left? It’s not possible. I’m hallucinating. This is a burden on me that solely I can bear I cannot believe this is happening.

Ça commence à me gaver - I’m starting to get real sick of this. see: Ça commence carrément a me gaver là, putain.

T’es relou - verlan slang for ‘lourd’ meaning someone’s heavy, personality-wise. They’re tedious.

Ça me saoûle / ça me gonfle - similar to gaver, means something’s pissing you off, you’re sick of it.

Grave - totally.

C’est clair - totally/that’s clear. Like ‘claro’ in spanish. “Justine elle est trop relou” “C’est clair. Elle me fait chier.”

J’en ai marre - I’m sick of this.

J’en ai ras le bol - I’m sick of this.

J’en ai ras le cul - I’m sick of this (vulgar).

(J’en ai) Rien à battre - I don’t give a damn.

(J’en ai) Rien à foutre - I don’t give a fuck.

C’est bon, là. - That’s enough.

Perso, euh, - “Personally,” generally used at the start of a complaining sentence, to express how personal the matter is to you. Perso, euh, c’est bon là. J’en ai ras le cul.

Rôh là - general expression of distaste. Le longer the rôh, the more annoyed you are. Rôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôh, c’est quoi ce bordel.

C’est quoi ce bordel ? - translates to “what’s this brothel”, means “what’s this shit?!”

C’est de la merde - It’s shit.

C’est une blague ? - Is this a joke?

Idem - ditto

J’ai la dalle - I’m hungry

Ça caille - It’s freezing

Ouf - two meanings 1. phew or 2. verlan for “fou”, meaning crazy (as a noun or adjective). “Kévin, c’est un ouf! Il fait du vélo sans casque!” “Ouais carrément, c’était un truc de ouf!”

Kévin - there’s a running joke that all the young delinquents seem to be called Kévin.

Crever - slang for “to die”. Va crever, connard!

Connard/Connasse - c*nt, but a lot less vulgar in french peoples eyes

And finally,

T’es con. No English translation can express the power behind the words “t’es con”. While it may sort of translate to “you’re a c*nt/idiot”, it expresses something much deeper. You really are a god damn fool.