What the FUCK do you WANT?

Your name? You've had a few, but right now, you prefer Spades Slick. Your history is long, and varied, and it's only going to get longer and varied...er. Unless someone finally kills you, but them's the breaks. You've learned, among other things, that life is too short not to be into the really weird shit.      18+ Very NSFW! MA: None Breederstuck Spades Slick RP Account

[tsunderestab-blog]

Lees verder

[the-slut-squad]

i'̵m ţh҉e òn͞e͜ w͘h̶ǫ ̧ga͟ve ̀y̶ou ͠t͡hat t͝oy̵. you͞ may ̸ca͏l̨l ͟me ͏t҉he w̢a͘ndeŕer with that he decided to be bold, and moved forward so the massive cock pressed against slicks body. showing the size difference between them both. l͢i͘k̶e w͡h͟a̷t̡ ͜yo͘u̕ ̵s͟e͡e̶~

[tsunderestab-blog]

You were only four and a half feet tall. A lot of people didn’t seem to notice this until moments like this occurred. 

When you had something massive and hot pressing against you, almost dwarfing you. 

You shifted position, leaning forward instead of back, so you could wrap your arms around that cock, pouring some whiskey over the tip before licking it clean.

“I like~!” you cooed out, groaning as you rolled your hips particularly deep on that massive toy.

[tsunderestab-blog]

You were a showman, among many other things, and the instant you knew you had an audience, your inebriated mind poured the whiskey all over your chest as you slowed down, moaning lowly as the cool liquid ran down your bulging gut and dripped off your thighs.

“Th’ fuck are you?”

You were slurring your words now, even as you kept riding that toy, your mismatched eyes locked on that massive, pitch-black cock, already wondering how it tasted.

[trans-girl-waiting]

If you’ve ever said “she’s too tall” you’re an absolute coward lol

[trans-girl-waiting]

I’m so about how popular this post is, tall girls are so good

[tsunderestab-blog]

alright

what do we do

im horny an thirsty an makin bad decisions all night long

[the-slut-squad]

if y̛ou ͘c̕he̢ck ҉y̵o̴u̶r ̶s҉y̴ll͟ade̶x or ̶wh͠a̢tev͏er̢ ̨y͘o̧u ͞us̸e, ́you͝ ̷s͘h̀o̶ųl͘ḑ ̴şèe ̛b̵ot҉tl̨e̵s̷ ͟of͡ wh̀ís͢ke̶y and a b͜i̧g͢ fat̴ dil̶d̡o

[tsunderestab-blog]

oh fuck howd you do that

an that

that is a big fuckin dildo

[the-slut-squad]

eas͜y̴,̢ ̵beinǵ ̕a̷ fir͠s̢t g̶uard̀i͝an̢ ̨all͠ows҉ m̢e ̀t͟ó.͡ now̷ ̢d͘ŗįnk ̵u͞p͢ ́and u͏se̷ ͜the̕ ͜t̨o͡y͟

[tsunderestab-blog]

oh yer one a them white green fuckers

alright fine

The first thing you do is grab a bottle, full, brand new, and rip the lid off. You proceed to drain the bottle in one go. You do not do this with professionalism or grace, or even anything approaching coolness, you just chug, choke a little, and spill a lot, hurling the empty bottle into the closest wall to watch it shatter before you pull out that monster of a silicone cock.

It’s longer than your arm, thicker too, modeled after a human dick... If humans were purple.

Your favorite parts were the veins~

You use your whiskey-lubed mouth to worship it, for no one’s benefit but your own, since you were pretty sure no one was watching, kissing, sucking, licking every inch until it was glistening with your drool and reeking of whiskey.

Then you place it on your desk, standing proud and tall on its suction cup base, before peeling off your rumbled suit, leaving you naked in your little office, slender upper body and surprisingly broad hips bared before you climb up beside it. 

Squatting in front of it, you brace yourself with your hands, grinding your ass against it, pressing that thick shaft between your soft and supple cheeks, rolling your hips back and forth, higher and higher each time until your almost standing, the tip pressing against your hole. Just as you start to put weight down on it, you grab another bottle of whiskey with one hand, the other wrapping around your cock in a tight squeeze.

You drink, sink, and stroke all at once, eyes rolling back as you choke on the burning liquid, cock twitching in your hand as your foot slips beneath you, your ass clenching tightly around the purple invader as you fall and take half its length at once, your gut bulging from the insertion...

And then you start to ride it. 

Slowly at first, whiskey bottle hanging from your hand as you masturbate with the other, only moving your hips a few inches either way, but you take more, and more, going deeper and deeper until your ass is pressed against your heels, your moans are filling the air, and your chin is a mess of drool and booze~

“Fuuuuuuck~!”

You forget you were talking to anyone, just focusing on blurring your brain with whiskey and then blanking it out entirely with mind-numbing pleasure, starting to really bounce on that plastic pole, now low enough tat you can take your hand from your own dick, and use it to brace yourself on the desk by reaching behind yourself, arching your back as you ride that magnificent monstrosity, your cock bouncing and leaking precum.

If anyone opened your door right now they’d get one hell of a show~

[tsunderestab-blog]

alright

what do we do

im horny an thirsty an makin bad decisions all night long

[the-slut-squad]

if y̛ou ͘c̕he̢ck ҉y̵o̴u̶r ̶s҉y̴ll͟ade̶x or ̶wh͠a̢tev͏er̢ ̨y͘o̧u ͞us̸e, ́you͝ ̷s͘h̀o̶ųl͘ḑ ̴şèe ̛b̵ot҉tl̨e̵s̷ ͟of͡ wh̀ís͢ke̶y and a b͜i̧g͢ fat̴ dil̶d̡o

[tsunderestab-blog]

oh fuck howd you do that

an that

that is a big fuckin dildo

[tsunderestab-blog]

alright

what do we do

im horny an thirsty an makin bad decisions all night long

[tsunderestab-blog]

god DAMNit why Ca nt i find a big 

fat

COCK

sef wq3uohn

or  more  whiskeyyyyyyyyyyyy

[the-slut-squad]

we̢̛l͘l ͜no̡̡̨w҉.̸ ҉ẁhą͏t̴̀ ̸͞҉h̷͠a̛͝v̢҉ę ̛w͠é̷ ̸͞h͞҉̛e̡̕r̡͜e̷͟

[tsunderestab-blog]

apparently an inninability ta fuckin READ

the fuck is up with yer thing

yer

word thing

[the-slut-squad]

do͡n͡’t ̸mi̵n̢d th҉at̀.͠ y͏ou me͞n̶ti͠ońe͠d̷ ͞yo̷u ͏n̡eed̢ t́hin̢g͝s̡

[tsunderestab-blog]

the whiskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

or the fuckin DICK

[the-slut-squad]

i͜ c͝an͡ get y͜o͜u ̨bo͜t̨h

[tsunderestab-blog]

whatchu want for it

im gettin soberer by the minute

soberer

more sober

i like soberer better

[tsunderestab-blog]

god DAMNit why Ca nt i find a big 

fat

COCK

sef wq3uohn

or  more  whiskeyyyyyyyyyyyy

[the-slut-squad]

we̢̛l͘l ͜no̡̡̨w҉.̸ ҉ẁhą͏t̴̀ ̸͞҉h̷͠a̛͝v̢҉ę ̛w͠é̷ ̸͞h͞҉̛e̡̕r̡͜e̷͟

[tsunderestab-blog]

apparently an inninability ta fuckin READ

the fuck is up with yer thing

yer

word thing

[the-slut-squad]

do͡n͡’t ̸mi̵n̢d th҉at̀.͠ y͏ou me͞n̶ti͠ońe͠d̷ ͞yo̷u ͏n̡eed̢ t́hin̢g͝s̡

[tsunderestab-blog]

the whiskeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

or the fuckin DICK

[tsunderestab-blog]

god DAMNit why Ca nt i find a big 

fat

COCK

sef wq3uohn

or  more  whiskeyyyyyyyyyyyy

[the-slut-squad]

we̢̛l͘l ͜no̡̡̨w҉.̸ ҉ẁhą͏t̴̀ ̸͞҉h̷͠a̛͝v̢҉ę ̛w͠é̷ ̸͞h͞҉̛e̡̕r̡͜e̷͟

[tsunderestab-blog]

apparently an inninability ta fuckin READ

the fuck is up with yer thing

yer

word thing

[tsunderestab-blog]

god DAMNit why Ca nt i find a big 

fat

COCK

sef wq3uohn

or  more  whiskeyyyyyyyyyyyy

[rpmememaker]

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

Take advantage of this…….

[tsunderestab-blog]

@moonfilledwishes

who the fuck

[moonfilledwishes]

No one in particular.

[tsunderestab-blog]

good fer you

[tsunderestab-blog]

@moonfilledwishes

who the fuck

[tsunderestab-blog]

well hello there :3c

you followed me first

and yer probably gonna regret it

[roxylalonde-stri-londe]

n whys tht :3

[tsunderestab-blog]

cuz imma dirty bastard man

[tsunderestab-blog]

well hello there :3c

you followed me first

and yer probably gonna regret it

[tsunderestab-blog]

Heated Azure, except Soevia is nude as well, because why not?

You were old, tired, and constantly in need of a vacation. You hadn’t done anything of note since landing on Earth, but you still felt completely correct when you decided to schedule some spa time.

Naturally, you were surprised when a female, olive troll came in next to you. 

Especially since this was supposed to be private, and you were naked.

Still, you weren’t about to freak out at a woman’s presence. 

“Afternoon.”

[tsunderestab-blog]

Mostly you just felt her being wet due to the spring, but she could definitely feel a hardness that had nothing to do with your shell.

“Pretty thing like you in a man’s private spring... Gonna give a fella ideas.”

[tyrannicalshiv-old]

IM IN AN EXISTENTIAL HELL

maybe not, depending how that word is actually supposed to be used and damn if I look it up

I got $50 today as a gift from a friend

But I don’t know what to do with it.

If I do nothing, it goes to bills

And the adult part of me thinks thats great

But the repressed child in me is shrieking at the idea of it being wasted like that

And I have huge lists of things I wanted to buy forever ago but had no money to do so

That I no longer want to buy!?!?!?????

It’s either cosplay and LARP crap that is worthless to my homebound ass

Or stuff to be used to play with people who won’t want to/cant play it

Or steam games that my craptop can’t handle

OR JUST A BUNCH OF SWORDS

I HAVE LIKE FIVE SWORDS

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ANOTHER ONE

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME

I USED TO BE GREAT AT IMPULSE BUYING GARBAGE TO MAKE ME HAPPY

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