#*squinting*

[silverlullabies]

Am I supposed to have watched this and not immediately want to write more gay military men porn

[plague-memoria]

still wondering about this anon....who is my secret admirer

[icecoldmarquees]

Hello sir! Usually I assault people who even kind of look at me weird but your bird legs make my brain go ✨aWoGa✨

Would you like to fuck?

"This feels strangely familiar but no, I don't want to fuck. I'll strike you down if you try. "

[dr-ivana-robotnikova]

ive finally gotten a body to come check out what it is you’re doing over here

-🐭

Aargh?!!!

Oh, it's you, you startled me! How did you find me here???

[omophagic-beast]

recently found out that ive got a squick about sensory deprivation tanks showing up in games, and you might ask "oh no nic what happened were you shoved in one as a child as part of some cruel prank and / or punishment?" and to that i must tell you. no. its.

i read a really bad book once that featured them and it stuck with me ig

[ivory--raven]

favorite macro-organism? (that's a thing, right? if not, then just favorite megafauna)

yeah it's a thing, meaning you can see it without a microscope basically

and that's an impossible question cause it changes but I'm going to limit myself to extant megafauna and say alligators

[crystalromana]

Nick Briggs: *muttering* out next week

What's the truth....

[landwriter]

watching dead boy detectives when you've lived in coastal bc

i love that they have a ship that services a metro area of 2.4 million people & all of southern vancouver island, to depict the ferry to (checks notes) port townsend, wa, pop. 10,388. cannot overstate how incredibly funny the scale is. on a regular day that route has more passengers than the entire population of port townsend. like a title card saying our beloved characters had to take three trains and a regional bus line and then smash cutting to a red london double-decker

that being said. bc ferries both as a crown corporation and as individual vessels is DEFINITELY haunted so this tracks actually