They call me the Midnight Gypsy.

🦄🥇; Stay at home mom ; 👨‍👩‍👧🧜🏻‍♀️ I used to sell pizza and pizza accessories. Tina Belcher is my spirit animal. I should have Life Alert. Smoking Okie.

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The Office and The Simpsons.

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[2000ish]

One of the best moments of my childhood.

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Eyebrow Tutorial: Faded Pencil Technique +

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this is erotic

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uhhh….

[magicbuffet]

i’m having heart palpitations

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Brow game is a fucking art. Jesus.

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I take her to dates. Not just any boring old fashion dates. But lovely dates. Some that fills her stomach with butterflies. Some that are silly. Some that are playground dates. Baking dates. On top of the word dates. Of course, romantic dates. I go all out within every date.I would first find out her favorite things. I’d then plan the entire day around those things and take her to dinner as well as a walk and rent a hotel room at the top of the hotel near the biggest city to see all the lights and then the stars away from the city.I will spoil her everyday. I would love getting her anything she wishes for or something she’ll like that reminded me of her. I like the cute idea of getting one another necklace or bracelets. Maybe if true love is in front of me then matching tattoos permanently like our love would be. After a hard day at work/school or any exhausted day in that matter I’d like to give her massages and plant kisses all over her enchanting beautiful skin. If she’s sick I would love to make her a romantic bathtub filled with bubbles and make her relax from the sickness. I would watch all her favorite movies. I would have nerdy film marathons to scary ones. I would take care of her and hold her when she needed me the most. I would doodle all over her arms with cute or nonsense of silliness on her arms to make her giggle or smile especially to be able to see her blushing ever so cutely. I would hold her hand and keep her close in public. I would be proud to call her mind and show her off to the world. I would show her off not because of her beauty, but who she is and what she stands for is stunning. She would be perfect to me even if she has so many flaws. She would still be perfect in my eyes. I’ll attempt to make her breakfast or I will go get food for her because I might burn the whole kitchen down, and she probably would beat me with her cooking skills, so I could leave the cooking for her, but It wouldn’t hurt to attempt to show my appreciation within everything she made from scratch. I would respect her fully and I will respect her boundaries. I will wipe her tears away when the past begins to haunt her. I will erase the razor and hold her instead letting her cry on my shoulder even if takes all the night well, let it be I have no where else to go. I would support her dreams and make her believer within herself when she has lost hope on herself. I would take baby steps with her when she’s hurting. I would wait for hours when she’s in pain. I would never ignore her when she ignores me even when she’s told me the worst I would be right there along with her. I would draw pictures for her and write for her. If we are in school or I’m home earlier I would write cute notes and drawing for hers to find in her bag. She will always be in a piece of my writing. Her ghost will always haunt my writing. Her spirt will always lie within every word I write down and she knows that. Whenever, I would pick her up from her school I would bring her something that she will be looking forward to her surprise every single day even if it’s simple as her favorite meal. Whenever, she needs an extra hand she can always take my hand. Whenever, darkness is clouding her I would light her way and guide her home. I would leave her cute and long text messages to remind her every day how much I am in love with her and how incredible she is. I would send her favorite funny images. I would ask about her day wanting to know her thoughts. I would tickle her loving the way she squirm adorably in my arms. I would plant kisses all over her cute face adoring the way she scrunch up her face cutely. I would take silly pictures with her. I would always try to make her laugh with my jokes. I would be all weird and silly with her to make her laugh. I would tell her nerdy pick up lines to hear her comment. I would take her to concerts that she has been dying for. I would take her to Paris. I would take her to every place she has dreamt of. We’d travel the world. I would make everyday seem like Valentine’s day for her. I would give her dream wedding. When she screams and curses at my name though it breaks every inch of my heart I would always forgive her. Even at times when she vanishes wherever the wind takes her and makes me wait forever I would stay perfectly still till she’s back.There’s no other that could replace her nor measure up her. Why would I bother trying something else? When I have all I need. Out of everyone I will still choose YOU. Just for the special one in the future.

A.A. (via smurftasticworld)

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He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

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this is really, really important

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[doomhope]

[id: Photo of an orange cat laying happily on a terracotta roof. Their body arches along the arched shape of the tiles. End id.]

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The Retromini (Retro mini) is a handheld console which can play GB, GBC, GBA and NES Games. At only 103. grams with the battery, it is lightweight and extremely portable. Bundling 36 Games into one convenient player that fits in your pocket, with the potential to hold hundreds more games with its MicroSD slot. It is an ideal choice for entertainment on-the-go. You can find the Retro Mini HERE!

1. Retromini (United States)

2. Retromini + 8gb TF Card (International)

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I GOT THIS AND IT IS SO FUCKING COOL

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Guess what i got for christmas 😩🙌😭💯🎄

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@ebristol88 WE NEED ONE OR TWO.

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Bruh, so it comes with a microsd card.. which i thought it was empty ….but it contains 500 advance games… excuse me

While im reliving my childhood 👀🙌

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HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY!

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a good place to self-isolate

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Elf 2003 | dir. Jon Favreau “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!” 

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I am loving my new #FlowerPower Cropped Hoodie!! #cannahoodie #cannamomclub #cannamom

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JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE A MOTHER DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T BE SEXY!

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 #i’ve probably reblogged this before but i will just never get over Dean’s face in that second gif #it’s like #aw that’s nice I wish I had someone who would wrap me in a blanket and feed me tea OH JESUS CHRIST

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LET ME BE VERY CLEAR

Incense, crystals, meditation, supernatural gifts, divination, numerology & astrology are ALL in the Bible.

Y’all don’t believe in sage, but SMUDGING is in the Bible.

Y’all don’t believe in altars, but go to the ALTAR when the pastor tells you to

Y’all don’t believe in RITUALS, but devouring the BLOOD AND BODY of Christ.

Y’all don’t believe in psychics but pay prophets to speak in your church.

Y’all don’t believe in spirits or possession but you at church catching the HOLY GHOST.

Y’all don’t believe in the use of HERBS, but you’re covering your walls in HOLY OIL, which is made from herbs & olive oil.

Y’all don’t believe in the Law of Attraction, but always telling people to SPEAK THINGS INTO EXISTENCE.

Y’all don’t believe in spellwork, but the entire PSALMS is a book of SPELLS.

The Bible says God made everything from the trees to the oceans and the rocks. It wasn’t made for aesthetics. It was made to assist you in your life purpose. Yall are so brainwashed. Can’t even think for yourselves. Scared to research and go back to your roots.

IDC what u do, what u believe. BUT If you’re going to be IGNORANT, at least BE QUIET

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