toesnknees

here because my friend forced me to 🥰

[ttoenyx]

everyone is trans i will not hear ptherwise

[ttoenyx]

bnd trans so hard i legit keep forgetting tom holland is a cis man

[ttoenyx]

woopa gangam style.

[ttoenyx]

what would you do if when when when

mmmm prolly jorkin my penitz

[ttoenyx]

craving some sugar snap peas but im fucking allergic.

[painted-starsys]

happy fathers day to these two specifically

[wonkasposition]

Hey I love mighty med but in regards to some certain things that are happening rn I think it’s important to make it clear I hate Jake Short. Love the character he played in this show but he’s, a shitty person objectively and it’s important that people understand that. Thanks. 👍

[fuckrozanov]

[looking at my mutuals’ posts] whatever you say beautiful

[ttoenyx]

love you @yuri-sandwich 💕

[ttoenyx]

let me be a disheveled old rude librarian, but instead of reading a book with my little cunty glasses at the front desk, i’m eating ass:

me, to a fool who dares unwrap a loud af crinkly snickers bar: sSHHHHH!! THIS IS A LIBRARY

the twink below me: AWUGHHH!

[outromoonyy]

Me reading fluff: Haha cute.

Me reading angst: Pain is good.

Me reading smut: I'm going to hell.

Me reading all three at the same time: This is what God meant when he said “let there be light.”

[ttoenyx]

*walks into an old western saloon dramatically*

*walks over to the bar with my cowboy hat pointed down, covering my face, and sits down*

barkeep: the usual?

me: h’yup

*gets kicked in the balls and spat on*

me: hUGH… another one