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eeveelution quiz: You got Umbreon, the Dark type!

You're a very private person, with lots of secrets and a complex mind. You're fine operating alone and can handle almost any situation yourself - even when most people couldn't. Take advantage of this and push yourself to your limits whenever possible! However, just because you feel okay living life alone doesn't mean you always should. You can easily get too withdrawn from others and feel lonely. Try to put yourself out there more so you can have more friends nearby for your next adventure.

snatched from @prophetfated lmao

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... he hadn't honestly just fell asleep while yui was still speaking to him, had he ? maybe he was faking ? " eh ?! shuu-san ! how can you just fall asleep like this ? y-you're going to end up hurt ... " yet, somehow she's not in the least bit surprised by this.

             apparently, his go-to strategy of hoping his earbuds would deter anyone from speaking to him had failed. his second strategy, ignoring the person speaking to him, had also failed. shuu is running out of options as yui continues to ramble on about something ( probably related to his position- he is precariously perched on the stone wall of a garden bed, bound to roll onto the stairs beside it if he wasn’t careful. ) he crosses his arms over his stomach and shuts his eyes. not even he is so slothful to fall asleep immediately. no, he can absolutely still hear her.

           ❝ Give it up already.❞ shuu says, very clearly unamused.

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Dark Fate  CG  │ Sakamaki Shu

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Lunatic Parade CG’s 

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                ttorpor? havent heard that name in years

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Dried roses🌹

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Happy birthday, you mcfucking thot.

              ❝ Thanks, you pompous goth bitch.❞

[peach-pocket]

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sacrificassponsa:

“That doesn’t seem like a very good deal. The reason I’m even considering Reiji-san’s help is to keep you out. How does giving you my password making a difference”

          ❝ You asked that I would stay out of trouble.❞

          ❝ Unless.. you’re causing trouble that’s supposed to be kept secret?❞

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sacrificassponsa:

“Shu-san, I won’t take Reiji-san’s offer if you promise not cause trouble.” 

But seriously stay out of my stuff.

           ❝ You’re making deals now?❞

          ❝ I’ll promise if you tell me your password.❞

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"What did you do?"

            ❝ I haven’t done anything.❞

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Shu Sakamaki Aesthetic

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Fritz Kreisler plays Rachmaninoff, Marguerite (Daisies), op. 38 n° 3

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SORRY I WAS GONE I WAS ASLEEP

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THE FINAL PAM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ I’m gonna turn her into a bloomin’ onion ❞ 

❝ I’m worried because your PC thought that was NASTY ❞

❝ Have you noticed something approaching DAWNING HORROR on the husband’s face? ❞

❝ She looks like a human goldfish cracker ❞

❝ NO, DON’T SMILE ❞

❝ I’m gonna yartz ❞ 

❝ There’s no reason to have a rough face and seven different types of forehead blemishes ❞

❝ Fucking look AT her ❞

❝ I want the middle of his face to just be sort of a ruined wasteland; a blighted hellscape ❞

❝ Look at that just, like, beef steak ❞ 

❝ I can’t interact with objects yet, honey, I haven’t completed the tutorial ❞

❝ I WILL HAVE YOU BABY ❞

❝ Baby enjoy toy; mommy buy for you ❞

❝ ENJOY ENTERTAINMENT BABY ❞

❝ I will take a hammer and FIX the baby ❞

❝ Baby is broken; it’s too SMALL ❞

❝ Superglue baby back to his BIG SIZE ❞

❝ Baby need snack; I give baby snack of cleaner ❞

❝ Clean baby’s tumtum; SCRUBBIESCRINKLEWINKLE ❞

❝ YOU CANNOT SCARE ME BABY HUSBAND ❞

❝ He’s caught in the atoms of the linoleum ❞

❝ FUCK ME RUNNING ❞

❝ Come to me, my Shaunster ❞

❝ Nobody move, I’ve lost both a contact lens and a husband ❞

❝ God forgive me ❞

❝ He cool… He cool, he cool ❞

❝ I DO THIS ❞

❝ Pretty good, IT DOESN’T SEEM ❞

❝ I tell little joke ❞

❝ Next time, you INVITE Pam ❞

❝ Did the dialogue just support your slash fiction? ❞

❝ Uh, Final Pam forget keys; BRB ❞

❝ Okay, I got them, WE COOL ❞

❝ I bet you did not OVERSEE that coming ❞

❝ Hey everybody, it’s me, ROACHIE, your favourite guy ❞

❝ Drink up, Roachie ❞

❝ I have a son; he’s a can of peas ❞

❝ Ask him something only Roachie would know ❞

❝ Guns are just so last year ❞

❝ Roachie, I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a long time now and I just want you to know that you’re the most special bug in the world to me and I can’t imagine exploring the wasteland without you; will you marry me? ❞

❝ He said YES ❞

❝ Nothing, you leave me NOTHING? ❞

❝ I’m gonna be in a deep depression for the next few minutes ❞

❝ It didn’t get noodley though ❞

❝ BABY— ATTACK ❞

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             ❝ Lame.❞