[twitterlols]

[jellys]

i love star trek!!!!

[jellys]

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

[kinkynihilism]

set phasers to fruit salad 

[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[corvigay-clutter]

[carudamon119]

[segadreamcatcher]

feed him

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

he is deciding

[depsidase]

[rickybabyboy]

i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!

[rockyhasthumbs]

You got water? I touch for you

[thebootydiaries]

im the type of girl who would wake up early every morning just to water the dirt so u don’t have to ♡

[thebootydiaries]

i changed this from trees to dirt bc a lot of people thought trees were supposed to be watered which i didnt expect and turns out some people actually water dirt for some reason so im just going to delete this post 

[setonfirebyfiends-archive]

I have to water my dirt so my chickens can eat all the bugs from within yikes

[thebootydiaries]

ya but this was supposed be for like real people

[welele]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

the Playskool Goblin Containment Block, only $59.99

[fruitsoftheape100]

Good Afternoon To All

[sweethotnight]

hello Elmer

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome Patron Are You Hear To Make Purchase Of Fruits

[sweethotnight]

just browsing

[fruitsoftheape100]

PURCHASE

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes

[koroleva-dvastolba]

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[youthbookreview]

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

[jelloapocalypse]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

[allycattiny]

[master-kief]

[1617]

[4gifs]

[no-chill-at-all]