texts from tua

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Vanya: But I just wanna being included :(

Vanya, after being included:

What the hell and what the fuck

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Grace: Good job, Number Five.

Five: You're giving me a sticker?

Grace: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten saying "Me-Wow!"

Five: I'm not a kindergartener

Grace: Okay, I'll take it back

Five: Hey, I earned this, back off!!

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tua/the hargreeves as club penguin memes

Reginald:

Luther:

Diego:

Also Diego, probably:

Allison:

Klaus:

Five:

Ben:

Vanya:

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Vanya:

Five:

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Young Ben: So you're telling me that ghosts and ghouls are living inside your head?

Young Klaus: Yea

Young Ben: Do they pay rent?

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Young Diego: I accidentally stabbed Ben's leg

Young Diego: I was so panicked I didn't know what to say either "Are you okay?" or "I'm fucking sorry!"

Young Diego: So I accidentally said, "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

Young Diego: He's still crying in the bathroom

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Diego: Hi Five

Five: ✔️ Read 9:12 p.m.

Diego: THIS??? IS??? A VERBAL CONVE RS ATION??

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“I saw two of my kids hugging, then realized that they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.”

–Reginald Hargreeves, talking about Diego and Luther.