Pretty Rad

not gonna lie

[brittany-murphy]

The Grace Helbig Show (2015)

[iguanamouth]

I thought it would delight you to know that ants do have a sort of funeral mound for their dead

yes there is a name for this! necrophoresis is a process with social insects where the bodies are taken to a specific location on the outside of ( or within ) the nest - ants tend to keep them all in the same place, and the way an ant is signaled to be "dead" by its other members is through the release of a chemical called oliec acid

theres even been a few experiments where live ants were coated in the same chemical and other ants treated the live ants....exactly as though they were dead and tried dragging them into the pile

[iguanamouth]

[tiktoks-repost]

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[lilybolane]

i am a:

⚪ man

⚪ woman

🔘 gorgeous youth

seeking a:

⚪ man

⚪ woman

🔘 equal opportunity death match

[thecyndimistuff]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?

[butchflirt]

Westworld did this as well. Storytelling is dead!

[katjohnadams]

IF FAN THEORIES ARE RIGHT IT IS A SIGN YOU HAVE TOLD A WELL-PUT TOGETHER AND FOLLOWABLE PLOT, NOT A SIGN YOU NEED TO MAKE UP SOME BULLSHIT FOR A TWIST ENDING. FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT.

[katjohnadams]

No wait, I’m not done here:

If the fans get where you are going and ARE STILL HAPPY, you KEEP GOING THERE. It shows they’re invested and your story craft is setting up and paying off properly. 

It is not a sign you need to M Night Shamaylan things until narrative is fuckin dead and “surprise endings!” reign supreme. If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

To be utterly frank, this is where “NO SPOILERS! NO SPOILERS EVER! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BREATHE ABOUT THE PLOT UNTIL IT’S BEEN OUT ON DVD FOR FIVE YEARS” attitude has left us – And the studios ACTIVELY encourage that shit because first week viewing numbers are their whole lifeblood.

Sure, an “oh shit” moment is great, but if you’re doing it well, I should have that moment watching the show the second, fifth, or hundredth time, knowing how it will go. If being surprised were truly so important to a narrative, why even make a Shakespeare play? Is anyone out there still hoping Romeo and Juliet still get together at the end? Why make mystery novels into movies? Spoiler warning: Hercules Poirot gets the bad guy. Movies that directly follow historical events? Clearly worthless.

Come on, now. Sure, try not to spoil shit for people intentionally, don’t be a dick, but can we calm the fuck down and can Hollywood stop pushing this shit both in social media and with business choices like this?

[cryptvokeeper]

“i cant help but think that fans should be allowed to like, gather in groups online and theorize and have fun without networks watching in”

-Lindsay Ellis abt game of thrones doing the same thing

[saecookie-deactivated20251124]

If no one can guess what will happen, you don’t have a plot, you have deus ex machinas strung together like a child’s macaroni necklace. It might be endearing and beloved but its hardly a fuckin masterpiece. 

[kingarthurscat]

Have to add your tags because I totally agree. @theladyragnell

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[ponett]

[engvir]

[11fflower11]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[superkat500]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

[haiku-robot]

those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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[haiku-robot]

Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number Haiku Bot v2021.1~beta I make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! | HAIKU BOT NO! Paypal | Patreon

[krystal-prisms]

Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate

[haiku-robot]

Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus?

[idekwhatthisbl0ggisanymore]

HAIKU BOT???

[mandos-little-friend]

Haiku bot went on its own murder spree.

[grannyhotline-deactivated202603]

[dankkaquarius]

so you’re telling me this isn’t actually an SNL sketch and Lil Nas X really did rip his pants dancing on a stripper pole on live television

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

power puff girls live action leaked script highlights part 1.

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

part 2.

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

Coffee is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but the grounds smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get enough of it down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, robust , hot swigs of coffee down my throat. When I sit back on my chair, look down in the cup with ‘ffee all over my lips and ‘ffee running down my chin, hair gelled and combed and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm because I’ve drained all of  the coffee out of the cup….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[durbikins]

[romcommunist]

gimme the beef broth and free my soul i wanna get lost in this fuckin bowl and sip away

[homefryboy]

why is sans like the only tumblr sexyman w/o a suit

[danielwaldorf]

STRANGER THINGS (2016-PRESENT)