Peoria School District finds answer to budgetary woes and wants to tell you about financial opportunity of a lifetime
Peoria, AZ - “What if I told you, you could work part time, from home and bring in thousands of extra dollars per month?”
Peoria School District Superintendent Denton Santarelli has an enticing offer for residents of his district.
“I think all the citizens of Peoria care about our children getting a great education, but, with the state’s budgetary woes, the district was in dire straights, until now.”
Santarelli says he was introduced to a “revolutionary idea” by a gentleman he met by the train depot where the Superintendent had gone to scream his frustrations over the budget to the unlistening din of passing train cars.
“He’s the idea man. Calls himself “Dr. God” and, boy, is he a financial luminary!”
Santarelli tells the Sleeper that he stayed up all night talking to Dr. God and even welcomed him into his home to sleep on his couch.
“You see he’s got this product idea he knows will be perfect, but he just needs to advertise it! He’s hiring people in the community to advertise it! I’d like those fat cats in the capital to know that we have someone actually creating jobs and helping the schools out right here in Peoria!”
Dr. God, according to the Superintendent, has a solution to nearly every problem in the district, and it all ties back to money making prowess and creative potential.
“The product is still in the prototype phase, so, as well as advertising it, each new employee is expected to invest in the development. The Doctor says the investment will pay off ten fold, but that’s why getting the word out is key. We need to get as many potential investors/customers as possible! its simple. He told me about it. I invested. Then I told two friends, and they invested, then each of those two friends told two friends and we are inching closer to the capital needed to finish the prototype!”
Santarelli thinks the boom in the Peoria economy will increase tax dollars, thereby getting the schools the money they so desperately need.
“Honestly, I want to donate my first payout to the district!”
The superintendent says his family and close friends are more excited than they have been in years.
“This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I guess we just got lucky. I almost can’t wait until Dr. God gets back from his prototype development session at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. He says you have to be in isolation with your ideas to see them bloom. He was very specific that no one should follow him.”
Dr. God could not be reached for comment.
