A Fan of All Trades

23 - any pronouns - Queer - I am only a woman when it's funny

[tuffypelly]

Hey yall! My comms are open!

[kianamaiart]

happy pride

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

All I've ever known is how to hold my own, but now I wanna hold you too <3

Last doodle before the chapter drops I just wanted to get this one outta my system

[michaelpaul7]

👇 This

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[kelcer]

What a fucking monster.

[mlpoutofcontext]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[kyoukorpse]

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

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[kyoukorpse]

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

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[kovessel]

woke up from a chili induced food coma and had thoughts about this freak so i had to draw him a bit to get the thoughts out

[kianamaiart]

real life college losers

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”

[11thfempachi]

Girls just wanna have fun

[seat-safety-switch]

When you think about it, it's sort of scary how dependent we are on wires. Now, hold on. I know that sounds like crackpipe talk from your least-favourite college dorm roommate, but there's something to all of this. If you look inside any new car, there's thousands of miles of wires. Your house? Lots of thicker, fatter wires that are buried inside walls. Even your central nervous system is a whole bunch of weird leaky wires that we don't really know how to fix. All it takes is for one of those conductors to get a little frayed or otherwise worn out, and you're in for a complete shitshow.

If you think about it this way, it's sort of remarkable everything works as well as it does. Only some thin plastic keeps an extruded length of copper from becoming A Major Problem, and it does so for billions upon billions of those extruded lengths of copper, every day. Now, don't have a panic attack thinking about that too hard. After all, the people who put all those delicate wires really close to salty roads sure didn't.

Every time I'm crawling under a car in order to replace some greened-up thinkin' rope, or cutting into a bunch of sticky electrical tape to find out which previous owner installed a stereo into the wire that used to make my speedometer work, I get a little grumpy about electricity. Maybe we would be better off without it.

That's why all those survivalists insist on having fully-mechanical diesels, so that they never have to worry about wiring ever again. All they have to fear in the event of an apocalyptic breakdown of society is getting a little bit of dirt or air inside one of the injectors. On second thought, I'll still take the wiring. If only because I hope that spending our waking hours hunting each other for food in a nuclear-blasted wasteland means that at least the city will stop salting the damn roads.

[aretarers]

Can he pick a fucking struggle man

[jaradraws]

take ten

[colliholly]

Hello Mr. Tenna 👋

[owlgams]