tuft rick

rickortys dni… or any proships at all

[tuftrrick]

Why'd you become a guard?

i was ffound by the citadel. they helped me out alot and offered mme a chance to wwork as a guard..

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I like ur hair

uuhh…thank you, i guess..

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A guard with crippling anxiety?

yyea.

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What do you do at the Citadel?

im a guard ffor the citadel…

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Hava cookie 🍪

rreally..? uh. thanks i- i guess..

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

My character is under a truth serum, ask them anything.

MY CHARACTER HAS TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY, NO MATTER THE QUESTION.

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Where’s your Morty?

my Morty…uh…i didn’t have an original Morty…i didn’t have a Diane so uh..yeah..haha…

[t0x1cr1ck]

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A MORTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU STUTTER EVEN MORE THAN THE LITTLE TURD

[tuftrrick]

mmorty’s aren’t just "l-little turds"..their more than- than that..

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Hello! We just wanted to thank you for all you do for the Citadel! It means a lot to us! — Chrys (@militiamortys)

A-Ah…rreally? no problem…i really appreciate hearing that…

[memehyena]

ANONYMOUSLY PESTER MY MUSE!

Annoy them, ask them invasive questions, ask about their rps/ships, send them gifts, whatever you like! 

(Mun may specify things they do not want, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs!)

[tuftrrick]

You look a little… beat up. Can I help you with something? Maybe a new suit will cheer you up?🤭

@g-36927🌺

i mean…i wouldn’t mind…not a permanent new one though.. its my uniform

[g-36927]

I thought something warm and soft would suit you and cheer up at once. You can wear it at home e.g. Enjoy!

[tuftrrick]

a-ah..this is really- really nice… thank you…like lloads..

[tuftrrick]

Do you have nightmares? What do they look like?

wwell..sometimes..but rarely, y’know..?

they sorta look like..uh…

haha- i cant think of any off of the top of my head… but uh…i can let you know when…when another happens…

[tuftrrick]

Don't you have Diane? Well, in that case, there's probably a type of women or men that you like. Will you tell me?

ah i…i don’t really know…i don’t do much-…much dating…

[tuftrrick]

Did something cause your anxiety or are you like that on your own?

ssomething caused it…a…a little ppersonal though…haha…

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Why have you decided to work with the Citadel?

they helped me out, for being another Rick…so i..uh…i sort of thank them for it…

[tuftrrick]

Where’s your Morty?

my Morty…uh…i didn’t have an original Morty…i didn’t have a Diane so uh..yeah..haha…

[tuftrrick]

You look a little… beat up. Can I help you with something? Maybe a new suit will cheer you up?🤭

@g-36927🌺

i mean…i wouldn’t mind…not a permanent new one though.. its my uniform

[tuftrrick]

"LEMONADE!" A tall glass of lemonade slides through a portal - Quantum Morticia (@therevivedcouncil)

i feel that..that this is too much for me…i’ll try to drink it…thank you..