knight of the round skillet

Tanis -🍂- He/Him -🍂- 20 Mainly reblogs but I do post art sometimes

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[byjove]

babelicious fairy: stay with me in my fairy realm of comfort and fuck crazy style on every surface.

Arthurian knight: no. I must maintain my chastity. I cannot lose focus on my purpose, which is killing hundreds or perhaps thousands of people for God and king and looking for a random holy relic that may or may not exist.

[geigercuntter]

Does crossing spears with your fellow guard to block passage count as touching tips or….

[siegemode]

imagine a fucking powerful warrior with a huge sword killing the fuck out of you

[sceptixfakemon]

nobody tells you this but the knights at the jousting tournaments are free. you can take them to your castle. don't listen to their lords. I have 137 knights roaming in my hallways

[cool-wizards]

Oh

Hell yeah Im gonna play World Of Warcraft

[cool-wizards]

In World Of Warcraft You Can Be Whatever u Want to Be i chose my name as bryan because ive always wanted my name to be bryan

[cool-wizards]

Ok Literally This Is A Load Of Bullshit Fuck This Game I Dont Want To Play

[mysafesthavven]

I find this so funny cause I play WoW and my name is Bryan XD

[cool-wizards]

Bryan Whats Your Password

[gawain-the-tax-evader]

Cursed amulet this, cursed sword that. I don’t need a curse to tell me to kill people. That’s what my maiden is for. #mymaiden

[log6]

"who am I to judge" well actually they call me to work the Pearly Gates when St Peter wants a day off so

[juunipupu]

Study of a sallet - marker pen

[cryptotheism]

These violent delights are awesome I bet they're gonna have dope as fuck ends

[byjove]

my cock has taken me places I would not venture with lance and halbert

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[thecoolerwinter1234lo]

this fanfiction shit easy af

[dragongirlsnout]

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

[casakhelone]

Sketch "Sir Lanval and the Fairy"

A sketch from last month based off Marie de France's lai "Lanval".

[threedollarsdotcom]

im fucked up off a pear rn