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im not back im just telling you to go read chokepoint capitalism and the authors blog pluralistic
while tumblr may have some good posts. it may be time for me to pack up. i have things to do
ummm that's literally just lovebait. she only made those cookies because she loves you and knows you will enjoy them
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked sweet shalquoir and she said "this place is already dead. everything will crumble and waste away, so that something new may be born. isn't it wonderful? hee hee hee…"
really incredible website just dropped where you larp being an ai and respond to people's "prompts."
Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis
some fun responses i have gotten so far.
Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life
if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore
So.... Is there a Mr. Andrist?
Xbox 360 Wireless Controller- White
OOOOOH I WAS WAITEING FOR SOMEON TO TRY ME
THIS IS BACK OF X BOX CONROLER. DO YOU SEE THE BIG GRAY CHUNKJ? IN THAT OTHER IMAGE? NO? NO STUPID HEAD? YOU DONT GET IT YOU DONT GET ANYTHING . THAT FIERST CONTOLLER IS A WIRELESS CONTROLLER WITH A RECHARGABLE. BATTERY . ADAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH ASS HOE!!!!!
violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
The courage to slay a god.
onestop.mid
??? - onestop.mid
schizorella: “You might already know, but this is a midi file found in Windows operating systems in the C:\Windows\Media folder. People say it was used as a test file but I don’t think anyone really knows why it’s there. Nevertheless, it’s awesome!!!”
Mysterious!!!
The more I read about onestop the worse it gets
i wish i could find my post about clear gilgamesh (it’s water mixed with water)
TWO PARTS H AND ONE PART O
FROM CLOUDS ABOVE OR WELL BELOW
PUT IN ICE TO MAKE IT COLD
CLASSIC DRINK FROM DAYS OF OLDE
CLEAR GILGAMESH, IT’S JUST WATER
GOES DOWN SMOOTH CAUSE IT’S JUST WATER
Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.
I have discovered something amazing
EXPLANATION
Okay so in the Hobbit (1982), the win condition is getting some valuable treasure from halfway across the map, then bringing it back to the wooden treasure chest in the starting area.
Doing so will give you this screen and ending dialogue.
as for what's happening in the video?
You may notice that Elrond is here, this is because I picked him up in my inventory and carried him all the way back to this area. This is also why there's a bunch of crap on the floor, because I had to make room for him in my inventory. Elrond is quite agreeable as far as npcs in this game go. He's not a party member who makes special effort to follow you around but you can generally give him orders. In this video, instead of putting the treasure in the chest myself, I am instead giving it to him and telling *him* to put it in the chest.
this results in this broken variant of the ending illustration with no text that Is impossible to dismiss or progress from, you're just locked into staring at it.
Interestingly this doesn't happen right away, you have to wait a turn for it to register.
now without the source code of the game in front of me I can't give a concrete explanation for what the fuck is happening here, but I think I have a good guess.
According to the most reliable of sources, TV Tropes, the game works like this.
What I think this means, is that rather than the game having an objective win condition, fulfilled by the treasure being inside the chest, rather: a creature will win the game if it places the treasure in the chest.
Simply put: Elrond has won the game. No dialogue shows up because Elrond is the one being prompted with it, and the screen can't be dismissed because Elrond is the only one who would be able to, and he's an NPC, he's not supposed to win the game. so the game just hangs here indefinitely, unable to progress.
Elrond (or any other character you could persuade into putting the treasure in the chest) Victory.
WHY COUGHING BABY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE
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