tulak hord

[she/her] multifandom menace! dumping my bad takes in the tags. always hype for the defencemen. wanna hear more about me? find me on bsky & ao3.

[tulakhord]

not that losing all respect for a male athlete i prev liked is anything new but wow did babcock just become the final nail in the coffin after bowman was already basically the final nail in the coffin !!

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[lesbiansforboromir]

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

[maureen2musings]

212._.film

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[bernard-jackson]

[victoria-pedretti]

UNTIL DAWN 2 2027 — dev. Firesprite

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[canesbian]

taylor hall, answering again on being unc in the nephewline (june 2, 2026)

[jackson blake and logan stankoven] have given me a lot of energy … at times, they seem young, but they're very mature in the way that they play, and mature in a way that I wasn't at that age, hockey-wise.

[joshuaballsett]

Tanner Buchanan and Neil Newbon share a tender bonding moment in Until Dawn 2

[demotu-writes]

McMarner is the ship that got me into hrpf in the very first place when I was a teen crushing on both of them during the draft 😂 I hadn’t thought about them in years but now I wanna go reread their stuff

So the 2015 Draft Class was just a thing when I was around in 2014-15 - I think I left fandom more or less when the draft happened? And I had friends who followed them but I was too old to be interested in spotty teenagers at the time (also I like my characters to have a few years of canon on them, see my utter disinterest in willmack despite whatever the hell it is they've got going on. Call me in 5 years.)

But the funny thing is now I'm an additional 11 years too old, but now it's RICH BACKSTORY to the grown up blorbos I'm into so NOW I'm here for the Dylan & Connor & Mitch stuff. Deeply ironic.

The two I've enjoyed the most thus far are both incredibly funny: @disarmd's Draft Class 2015 duo, which in addition to having a heart of gold and being hot as hell, has so many lines that had me cackling, like:

“I feel like it’s probably going to be fine,” Dylan said. “Like just to stop chirping you for a quick minute before we get back to normal, but you’re pretty good at sex, overall, in spite of all the ways that it seems like your personality would get in the way. You’ll probably do a pretty good job.”

And @tulakhord's Stag Night, which has a fantastic Mitch voice, excellent non-linear narrative, great use of bad sex, and the most incredible drunk character POV I've ever read.

[tulakhord]

ty for the rec :) i recall stressing over that drunk!pov for a while lmao... and channelling a fair amount of low-grade frustration re: how drunkenness and specifically drunken hookups are often portrayed in fiction... not to mention the sometimes-real sometimes-feigned post-hookup-blackout which is a trope i simply do not care for... so i'm always vv happy to hear it worked for someone!

[faremises]

PARALIVES (2026) dev. Alex Massé and team

[sourdough-seal]

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that's sensitive to light and loud noises because you've been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it's like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

[basileater]

many people believe that behind every evil man there is a woman who could've fixed him and the fact she failed means she is actually more evil than him