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[sirenymph-deactivated20180131]

I don’t deserve to be absolutely dragged like this tbh

[helltitty]

how many toes you got?

[bisexualwario]

you mean in my mouth or

[helltitty]

blocked, have a horrible day

[fruithalo]

no offense but the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[fatangryblackgirl]

[shuhvon]

Cosmo got something right for once

[transfemininomenon]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[podencos]

Ladies, it’s time for all of us to move to another dimension

[podencos]

Ladies, it’s time for all of us to move to another dimension

[podencos]

Ladies, it’s time for all of us to move to another dimension

[slimegargoyle]

a pleasant thought: gay grandparents will soon be commonplace

[vulture-jack]

I’m gonna outlive donald trump i dont care how long i have to wait i wanna live in a world where he doesnt exist and I dont have to hear or see him 

Spite, fuel me

im not goin anywhere

[carpaydiem]

god this was so uplifting to read

[kathybethterry]

[lightskinnedwithagoodtan]

True.

[unimpressed2chainz]

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime