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doomed by the narrative (that i wrote)

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schrödinger's roommate (I won't know until I wake her whether or not she's going to be late for her final)

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I love playing games I can't win (shoutout solitaire)

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hm this bruise kinda hurts i should poke it more

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it’s crawl under the porch season!

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currently watching the IT guy go through all the steps i already tried to fix a problem and going "hrm" every so often. i know right buddy

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sleep schedule gap relationship

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night is so quiet and beautiful and peacefully hazy surely there is no correlation between staying up late and the horrific screeching mornings that follow

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no yeah i think someone should patch the college update. roll back the Consequences of Actions. admin turn on cheats please

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i think if i sit very still it’ll all go away and surely hours will not pass in the meantime

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i only play chess because i can’t play checkers but i can’t tell the pieces apart regardless so what are we even doing here

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no no you don’t understand the next reel i scroll past is gonna get me to enlightenment. the one after this. any day now.

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call me a vinegarette cause i'm out here making word salad!

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two wrongs may not make a right but two forgets make a remember

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see if I had more time to think about doing work I would but unfortunately I am already busy making novel and earth-shattering realizations like I Need Water to Live, My Friends Usually Don't Hate Me, and I Need To Do Work In Order to Pass My Classes wait a minute oh no

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gotta peel this guy open like a pomegranate!

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there is something about walking through a patch of sidewalk with no wifi that makes me reeeeally reeeeeally wanna open a website Right Now