Tumblr Ads: What it Says on the Tin @tumbler-ads - Tumblr Blog

as a user of reddit, it's interesting to see how ads are treated here. i liked an ad bc i thought it was a post, then i realised it was an ad and thought "oh shit i need to downvote this" then i remembered this is tumblr. the ads here are either tumblr advertising to itself or random ass ads that are such nonsense that they seem like posts. i love it. i will continue to like all ads on here

xistnt

like look at this. an ad for fanfics with an image of an old lady with a sword. they even used the right tags.

xistnt

it has 1.5k reblogs. even @one-time-i-dreamt reblogged it. this is peak advertising

one-time-i-dreamt

I want a sword

sjweminem

is anybody else getting Weed Ads.....weed is completely legal here and obv tumblr knows my state but i'm sooo curious if anyone else is getting them..

sjweminem

tumblr is a good web site

patron-saint-of-emesis

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

absolutely-zero-regrets

I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

#HA

arahir

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

Realign my ass chakras

#submission #limitlesscorrosion #ASS CHAKRAS!

Me, too, Randy. Me, too.

#tumblr ads #randy jackson

glixbitch

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

eterni-ki-moved

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY

#tumblr ads

ysmmsy

Go home, Tumblr. You're drunk.

Who tf comes up with these ads?!

radaofrivia

OK, now I'm intrigued 😂

ysmmsy

Dude, I have no idea. It has nothing to do with anything I've ever searched or said 🤣

peakybaby

Just like everyone else. I take it off, turn the power off, pressure wash it with acid, let it air dry, then put it back on.

Wait, is there another way to wash my vulva that I don't know about..?

rheevalka

I take it out and let it soak for 3-5 days every 3 weeks in warm water, myself.

ysmmsy

Everyone knows that only Lysol will kill those nasty lady germs.

I can't believe they actually used to tell women to douche with Lysol 🤦‍♀️

nuggsmum

When we were doing some renovations on our old house I found packets of powdered ‘lady wash’ - you know what it was? Fucking borax. Nothing like a little caustic soap powder up your hooha.

Also. I’ve been getting this ad. Tumblr. You got problems.